because when people get in car crashes, they don't say
"Ooh! Excuse me, my good man!"
I just imagined someone saying that and I lol'd.
-Fire engine slams into ambulance and it slams into a car facing it and drives falls out of front-
Guy that fell out of car: "Oh, Sorry I wasn't looking where I was going, Excuse me!" and would just run back inside his car and drive away.