Discuss first world parent problems

[Lørd Tøny]

My mother doesn't want me to drink out of the bottle. (Milk jug juice bottle etc)

Now, you may be saying "Well that makes sense" no, it doesn't the only time I would ever do that is if the jug is almost empty so I don't have to dirty a glass.

Discuss logic failures.

Okay let's discuss some logic, logic failures.

What if you or someone in your family has herpes and you or they just so happened to drink from the bottle? Anyone who else drinks from the bottle will get the same herpes.

This of course is an example, I can also refer to colds, viruses, other STDs, etc.

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[Kira100000]

My mother doesn't want me to drink out of the bottle. (Milk jug juice bottle etc)

Now, you may be saying "Well that makes sense" no, it doesn't the only time I would ever do that is if the jug is almost empty so I don't have to dirty a glass.

Discuss logic failures.

i do this all the time
in front of my parents
all the time
but only when there's a little left so you don't have to dirty a cup like you said
and no one cares

[Jairo]

http://paranoidparents.tumblr.com/

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

http://paranoidparents.tumblr.com/

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[MegaScientifical]

My mother doesn't want me to drink out of the bottle. (Milk jug juice bottle etc)

Now, you may be saying "Well that makes sense" no, it doesn't the only time I would ever do that is if the jug is almost empty so I don't have to dirty a glass.

Discuss logic failures.

Because everyone has been touching the outer rim with their grimy hands and placing it on the edges of glasses they've had their mouths on. The outer rim of a bottle could harbor a ton of stuff. That's why we have that cap, so the outer rim germs don't get to the inner rim and beyond. You'd putting your mouth on the saliva and hand grease of everyone else before you. At least you'll know you cleaned your glass.

I'm being serious, too. Not telling you not to, but explaining the reasoning.

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God loving damn it Lord Tony.

[Kira100000]

Because everyone has been touching the outer rim with their grimy hands and placing it on the edges of glasses they've had their mouths on. The outer rim of a bottle could harbor a ton of stuff. That's why we have that cap, so the outer rim germs don't get to the inner rim and beyond. You'd putting your mouth on the saliva and hand grease of everyone else before you. At least you'll know you cleaned your glass.

I'm being serious, too. Not telling you not to, but explaining the reasoning.

Warning - while you were typing 4 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.

God loving damn it Lord Tony.

wait who touches the rim of the bottle of milk with their hands?
i use the handle like a normal person

[Lørd Tøny]

wait who touches the rim of the bottle of milk with their hands?
i use the handle like a normal person

Have you seen small children trying to do it? Small children of course may have the most dirty hands of all.

[Kira100000]

Have you seen small children trying to do it? Small children of course may have the most dirty hands of all.

if they don't know now how to pour it for themselves yet the right way
why let them even touch it
do it for them

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

Have you seen small children trying to do it? Small children of course may have the most dirty hands of all.

Lord Tony, wash your hands. Then drink out of milk carton.

[Lørd Tøny]

why let them even touch it
do it for them

That teaches them nothing.

They would most likely spill it, break things or hurt themselves out of the curiosity to see what it's like to pour a bottle because the parents won't let them.

[Tyler66]

Its not in the USA?
Its a scam.

Are you chatting with someone?
Its a criminal.

The computer and/or internet is slow?
Its a virus.

[Lørd Tøny]

Its not in the USA?
Its a scam.

Are you chatting with someone?
Its a criminal.

The computer and/or internet is slow?
Its a virus.

All three of these are more true than false.

[Tyler66]

All three of these are more true than false.

But there is no need to be paranoid about everything you see on your screen.

[fred da kiko]

Every link is a virus

[Jacob 123456789]

Not all parents are stupid.
Mine have pretty darn good logic all the time.