Oh, thanks!
I always get commented on my bad qualities, such as the fact that I masturbate to research three times a day, and never interject because I got kicked in the richard by some athlete in grade school. They had to put a brace on my testicles because whenever I moved they would hurt a lot. Ever since that time I have been sterile. Again, though, thank you for commenting on my very different style of humor. I still don't why you called me a douche, since I don't belong in any sort of bag, or any containment system for that matter.