How do you get a baby to stop crawling in a circle?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
i like roody-poos...used to have one as a friend until my dad sold
how do you get a roody-poo down from a tree?
Cut the rope
When Barack Obama was giving his speech after being elected as president, he had to do it behind three inch thick bullet-proof glass. I thought that was a bit harsh - just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone.
why did Riddler commit Self Delete?
He saw the gas bill
What's the best part of love with a five year old?
Seeing them break down on the witness stand
Q: How does a blind skydiver know when he's close to the ground?
A: The leash on the guide-dog, goes slack.
What does knocking up your girlfriend and locking your keys in your car have in common?
They can both be solved with a coat hanger.
What's the difference between an 8 year old boy and a bicycle? I don't have a bicycle chained to the furnace in my basement
What's the difference between a black baby and a white baby? The taste
What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't cum on a pizza before I eat it... But I do cut it into 8 pieces
yes i stole these from 4chan
