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How do you get a baby to stop crawling in a circle?

Nail its other hand to the floor.


 i like roody-poos...used to have one as a friend until my dad sold
 

 how do you get a roody-poo down from a tree?
Cut the rope


When Barack Obama was giving his speech after being elected as president, he had to do it behind three inch thick bullet-proof glass. I thought that was a bit harsh - just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone.


why did Riddler commit Self Delete?
He saw the gas bill

What's the best part of love with a five year old?

Seeing them break down on the witness stand

Q: How does a blind skydiver know when he's close to the ground?

A: The leash on the guide-dog, goes slack.

What does knocking up your girlfriend and locking your keys in your car have in common?

They can both be solved with a coat hanger.

What's the difference between an 8 year old boy and a bicycle? I don't have a bicycle chained to the furnace in my basement

What's the difference between a black baby and a white baby? The taste

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't cum on a pizza before I eat it... But I do cut it into 8 pieces

yes i stole these from 4chan

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What's the best part of having love with twenty six year olds?

What do you call a white person on fire? (Hint: not a jewish joke.)

what's the best way to get kil- snake
LOLOLOLOLO

Why is it a waste to send 4 black people off a cliff in a cadillac?  A cadillac seats 5

Why is it a waste to send 4 black people off a cliff in a cadillac?  A cadillac seats 5

That's loving cruel lol.

Also my answers were; there's twenty of them, and a firecracker.

What's the best part of having love with twenty six year olds?

What do you call a white person on fire? (Hint: not a jewish joke.)
theres 20 of them

and progress

Why is it a waste to send 4 black people off a cliff in a cadillac?  A cadillac seats 5

Somewhat different version:

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

They were my friends. :(

Why is jigaboo allowed but monday isn't? Because Jigaboo is funnier to say than monday.

Hi, NAME. How are you?

Good, good. Listen, I have something to tell you.

I just found out I'm handicapped and...

You might want to get yourself checked out...

Hello?

Hi, NAME. How are you?

Good, good. Listen, I have something to tell you.

I just found out I'm handicapped and...

You might want to get yourself checked out...

Hello?
whats that from ive seen that somewhere

whats that from ive seen that somewhere

Isn't it from Family Guy or something. With the toilet, and he said he has AIDS but doesn't really...

Nevermind that's not it.

Isn't it from Family Guy or something. With the toilet, and he said he has AIDS but doesn't really...

Nevermind that's not it.
yes it was

Isn't it from Family Guy or something. With the toilet, and he said he has AIDS but doesn't really...

Nevermind that's not it.

Those are two different episodes, dude.

yes it was

Two different episodes.

I saw the episode again the other night. Not the same episode though, dudes.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
one baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do Lobbyists and Zombies have in common?
The only way to kill them is to cut off their head.

I remember now, the other was with Peter calling someone. :o