Author Topic: So apparently soccer = socialism (Read 995 times)

Raeyok · July 20, 2011, 02:17:47 AM

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Sulfate · July 20, 2011, 02:21:24 AM

oh forget

SANDWICHES STARTS WITH AN S

no more sandwiches, guys!!!

nvm this video doesn't apply to me. "god gave you 2 hands. and 10 fingers.."

I can eat sandwiches still yay

Dodger · July 20, 2011, 02:21:56 AM

I like how he connects them using the first letters. I can't even go on in the video.

research and Prayer start with P. That therefore means that bible study prayers are secretly recorded orgies by that logic.

Raeyok · July 20, 2011, 02:22:08 AM

Quote from: Sulfate on July 20, 2011, 02:21:24 AM

oh forget

SANDWICHES STARTS WITH AN S

no more sandwiches, guys!!!

Y'KNOW WHAT ELSE STARTS WITH S

love

Ningyou · July 20, 2011, 02:22:55 AM

Probably because Europe has soccer and pretty much all of Europe is socialist.

Sulfate · July 20, 2011, 02:23:00 AM

Quote from: Raeyok on July 20, 2011, 02:22:08 AM

Y'KNOW WHAT ELSE STARTS WITH S

love

but love isn't part of my healthy breakfast

Dodger · July 20, 2011, 02:24:19 AM

Quote from: Ningyou on July 20, 2011, 02:22:55 AM

Probably because Europe has soccer and pretty much all of Europe is socialist.

ACCEPT OUR PRO CAPITALIST BASEBALL

NOW

Jubel · July 20, 2011, 03:05:08 AM

Holy stuff.
That must mean I'm a socialist.

Mr.LoLHaX · July 20, 2011, 03:30:29 AM

Yer not allowed to use the two hands that God gave you.
"But yer allowed to use all the other things that God gave you."

Rednecks, making the world worse, one beer at a time.

FrozenEye · July 20, 2011, 04:31:55 AM

:areyoulovingkiddingme:

Flatirons · July 20, 2011, 04:33:19 AM

Quote from: Sulfate on July 20, 2011, 02:23:00 AM

but love isn't part of my healthy breakfast

and you're sure

Jairo · July 20, 2011, 04:44:27 AM

Soccer
>Cannot use hands unless goalie or tossing in
>Starts with the letter "S"
>Restricts most bodily appendages from being used as they are rules
IT MUST BE A SATANIC CREATION THAT WAS HELLSPAWN TO COMPLETELY PROMOTE SOCIALISM AND CONVERT THE U.S. INTO SOCIALISM OH YES QUITE.

"How many communist countries play soccer? All of 'em. How many of 'em play football? None of 'em!"
Oh Christ I laughed so loving loud.

Belogna · July 20, 2011, 05:19:21 AM

People like this should be smacked repeatedly and hopefully their brain activity increases, if not, burn'em.

Katamari007 · July 20, 2011, 05:20:17 AM

WAIT

BUT THEY CALL IT FOOTBALL IN OTHER COUNTRIES

SO, IN FACT

FOOTBALL = FASCISM

Lørd Tøny · July 20, 2011, 05:23:25 AM