Author Topic: Dad's Girlfriend  (Read 966 times)

So here is the story.
When my Dad was in Columbia, he met a girl named Dayana Escobar.
She already knew how to speak English (a little bit).
She came to America to live in our house.
I tried to be nice, but she just pissed me off.
She is always complaining to my Dad about how she doesn't want to work.
They already got in a fight when we were on vacation, visiting my brother in the Coast Guard.
My Dad was sick and tired of her always changing the radio to her Spanish crap, when we were listening
to stuff we like.
He pulled over, called her a spick, and drove off.
She was being really selfish too.
Then, we took our stuff from the hotel and ditched her and went home.
I have no clue how she got back to my house!
She said that they "made up" and she is living here again.
Now, I found out she only wants my Dad for his money.
We live in a beautiful home with a hot tub and pool.
My brother broke one day because she was putting her laptop and her cords in his underwear drawer.
He slammed her laptop to the ground.
Now, I try to stay away from her.
Sorry, I just wanted to tell someone about this monstrosity.
/rant

I know how you feel bro.

It's obvious you love her with your richard

It's obvious you love her with your richard

Jesus christ ike, help a guy out for once.

It's obvious you love her with your richard
No.
Get out.

Stick it in her pooper

Jesus christ ike, help a guy out for once.

they would make a really great couple

Would you guys help at all?


Would you guys help at all?

With what? You're ranting, are we supposed to criticize your rants or spell check for you?

Now, I try to stay away from her.
Sorry, I just wanted to tell someone about this monstrosity.
/rant
Would you guys help at all?
WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT HELP FOR?

Would you guys help at all?
How the forget can we help?
There is NOTHING we can do except make crude loveual jokes.

Help, as in talk about what I can do to stop her?

Help, as in talk about what I can do to stop her?

Tell her to stop being a big meanie

Poop on her shoes

Kill her dog

Make your dad gay

Make her gay

Kill yourself but first make it look like she assisted in your Self Delete

Tell her to stop being a big meanie
You don't know how to act mature, do you?