How did you discover "it"?

[Kevin]

On a bus with 4 different grade levels.

I didn't know the way the bus seating worked so I sat where I shouldn't have.

They were pissed but didn't do anything about it so I chilled with the 9th graders because no one was threatening or annoying enough for me to move.

But ya they talked about all this stuff and I like to eavesdrop.

And then my Dad being the coolbro he is gave me a book on it a year ago that was most informative.

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[TheScout]

This sick motherforgeter in the third grade (I was in 4th)
We were on the bus together and he was telling a forgetload of lies about banging every girl in his old school, and I guess I looked confused.
So he explained
And demonstrated it
On a plastic bag
Right in front of me
ohgod i still loving remember that

But a few days later my brother and I were listening to some Beatles songs and came across one called "Why Don't we Do it in the Road?".
We got the talk from our dad when my brother asked what it meant.

[.:FancyPants:.]

But a few days later my brother and I were listening to some Beatles songs and came across one called "Why Don't we Do it in the Road?".
We got the talk from our dad when my brother asked what it meant.

I didnt ask him, he was drinking coffee.

>"play song"
>"Son, do you know what that song means?"
>"They pee'd in the road *LOL*"
>[Insert "The Talk"]
>8 minute long silence
>Next two days decided I never wanted to have love ever.

Got over it.

[Jacky]

I didn't understand it at first by looking at research.

But then my dad gave me the talk after catching me.

[Sami2ss]

i hate those dumbasses who tell people to suck their richard and call them gay.

[DrenDran]

(didn't read thread) A nostralgia critic review.

[SacredOblivion]

LOL back in 5th grade my friend said something about a richard. Everyone was laughing and I was like ?_? so I decided to fake laugh. Then when I went home I asked my brother what it was and he got soo mad at me because he thought I knew what it was. After bugging him so many times about it I tried looking it up in the dictionary. I forgot how I figured that out.

[Monocle]

I didn't get the talk until after I lost my virginity.

And it wasn't much of a talk, it was basically my dad telling me this; 'Our famillies men are good in the sack, its a known fact. But no matter how good you are, make sure to pull out'

Lol

[aml]

Oh god I lol'd ^

[breadboy]

My parents told me.

[Dr.Block]

My Mom explained some stuff to me when I was in second grade, but she didn't give me all the details, all she did was give a vague explanation of love and she told me about periods. I figured out everything else from the internet after that.

[Blaze0]

Edit: stuff I bumped this.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Edit: stuff I bumped this.

[Blaze0]

Ohoho

[rockslide26]

My dad was like "son, get all of the bitches, but don't forget them until you're out of my house k?"

I laughed and he gave me a weird look. He wasn't trying to be funny.