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I yell snake in class, alot.
LOUDLY!

yeah I remember the snake game

from when I was in 6th grade lol

How immature. :I

actually its a game that people played in 8th grade. You walk down the hall and one person shouts snake and immediately everyone else catches on and randomly yells snake. Its coming from so many places that they dont know what to do.

one time i was like 8 and at the mall with my mom, she gave me a quarter to buy some gum, i got scared so i ran to her and hugged her. it was a different lady.

yeah I remember the snake game

from when I was in 6th grade lol

In 6th grade we were playing the snake game, and everyone was kinda quiet about it, so I just said it out loud, in a casual voice, load enough for everyone to hear.
My teacher laughed. Awesome teacher.

As for awkward...I don't know...I don't really have awkward moments a lot. Well, a couple days ago I threatened to beat the stuff out of my mom and you see her in the kitchen...Kinda awkward.

That awkward moment when you lock eyes with someone accidentally across the class room and she blushes and turns away with a smile on her face but your natural instincts take it as a challenge so your adrenaline kicks in and takes over and suddenly your eyes fill with the flames of rage and you stand up smashing your hands on your desk, and the entire classroom gets silent and stares at you and your brain says, "More challenges, I'll deal with these later." and the person you first locked eyes with stares at you in fear, and before you think that's the most intense part of the ordeal you begin to travel within their soul using only your sight, your stare paralyzes her in her seat, and when you exit her soul her eyes are full of tears which only magnify your dreadful eyes, then as the rage and fury leaves you, you quietly sit back down in your seat.



Then the seat makes a fart-sounding noise and you try to recreate it so people know you didn't fart but you can't recreate it and you get embarrassed and pretend it was the person next to you.

one time i was like 8 and at the mall with my mom, she gave me a quarter to buy some gum, i got scared so i ran to her and hugged her. it was a different lady.

HAHA OH MAN

I used to turn around and be like, "mum" and someone random would turn around. That always embarrassed me. But to hug someone, wow.  :cookieMonster:

HAHA OH MAN

I used to turn around and be like, "mum" and someone random would turn around. That always embarrassed me. But to hug someone, wow.  :cookieMonster:

I was at the grocery store getting plums and I went to tell my mom I just got the biggest plum and it wasn't my mom.


Ugh, I remember a few years ago I was at a public pool and my brother was chasing me, I went underwater then came back up. I couldn't see anything so I just started splashing water his way. It wasn't his way, I was splashing water into a middle-aged women's face. I don't swim much anymore.

Ugh, I remember a few years ago I was at a public pool and my brother was chasing me, I went underwater then came back up. I couldn't see anything so I just started splashing water his way. It wasn't his way, I was splashing water into a middle-aged women's face. I don't swim much anymore.

You monster how could you do such a thing to such an old woman! I'm surprised they didn't throw you out of that pool by force!

I was in a shopping store in a garden isle, I was bored and looking at a packet of seeds and threw them and they went under a massive storage shelf and a this old woman who was a shop assistant saw me.

She was shouting and bitching for like 4 minutes, kept insisting I pick them up even though I told her they were GONNNEEE. It was an awkward conversation. ;_;

DAMN CRAZY SEED LADY

I was in a shopping store in a garden isle, I was bored and looking at a packet of seeds and threw them and they went under a massive storage shelf and a this old woman who was a shop assistant saw me.

She was shouting and bitching for like 4 minutes, kept insisting I pick them up even though I told her they were GONNNEEE. It was an awkward conversation. ;_;

DAMN CRAZY SEED LADY

This is all an excuse to make her job seem important.

>Girls jog by in P.E.
>Boner
>Awkward

>Girls jog by in P.E.
>Boner
>Awkward

Because you don't know how to hide it.

Have you ever tried placing it upwards behind the pants button? It stays in place and is not noticeable.