Author Topic: That awkward moment when...  (Read 2931 times)

<English Class, bored out of my mind
<Called on, what is the other word for "Who are you?"
<Not paying attention
<say "Whore you."


<Friends house
<watching movie
<Friends mom is there
<Friends other friend's bro says "Role Model is a approprate movie"
<Tit scene.

1. My mom brings me into her room to watch "Airplane". She says it is a funny movie.
2. It is funny, but there is a moment when a bunch of people are panicking and a topless girl jumps in front of the camera.
3. AWKWAAAAARD.

actually its a game that people played in 8th grade. You walk down the hall and one person shouts snake and immediately everyone else catches on and randomly yells snake. Its coming from so many places that they dont know what to do.
Old game, happened in my 8th grade.  We had a contest to see who could yell it the loudest.

I once misspelled pianist and auto correct changed it to snake.


I once misspelled pianist and auto correct changed it to snake.



Damn you, autocorrect.

>See female friend putting mouth on other female's head
>Point out that she is trying to bite her head
>They start laughing in shock looking at me
>I don't get why they are laughing for a second or 2
>I get the joke
>Feel like an unintentional pervert

One time at a picnic there was a massive water balloon war, Boys Vs Girls, and I threw one through the window of the girls restroom, they were regrouping and I missed everyone except an old lady who was on her way out. We never did it again.

>Eating Arby's surrounded by other homeschoolers who had light lunches
>2 girls start laughing
>I don't udnerstand what is happening
>Other 3 kids start laughing
>First 2 girls laugh really hard
>Still don't understand what's happening
>Realizes girl stole my chicken
>...

In elementary school I ran around a corner and went face first into some lady's tits...like...full on. The lady was pretty nice about it, but I felt awkward as hell.

>walking in hall
>forget what doing
>get so into wistling a song that i walk into a wall
>run

Put it on http://www.fmylife.com/ and receive a lot of "You deserved it" ratings.

Me and my cousin were in my pool underwater flipping each other off and my mom saw 0.o

An old guy pulled out of a urinal too soon.

Dude groaning while wiping his ass in a stall next to me.

« Last Edit: July 22, 2011, 06:05:21 PM by Riot »

I was playing music and wearing only one..headphone (:I) and my mom was on the couch next to me and I took the other one off for a second and we could both hear the music coming from them. she was staring at me all like ":s wtf u doin boy das so loud"

this was like 2 minutes ago too.

That moment when you randomly walk up to your friend in class, and he says (not quietly):

NEEPELZ