Tongue hurtssss

[Jetlok]

okay so like. a few days ago I was having some motherloving CHOCOLATE CHERRIOS.
god damn. and I was all "CHOMPAlovingDOMP" then my tongue was all "hey bro wahts goin on in here" and I bit it.
really.
loving.
hard.
now, whenever I move it, it hurts. really badly. I feel like blood is seeping out or something. but I just swallow it. (ew)

how I fix. how I make feel better. what do.

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[Coolio]

d'awww
babby :c

[Jairo]

your story gave me a good laugh
although I'm currently suffering some kind of controllable insomnia which makes me feel drunk so I laugh at anything
go pour some bleach on it

[FrozenEye]

I think you sprained your tongue.
I suggest going to the doctor IMMEDIATELY before your tongue swells up, and chokes you to death.

[Night Fox]

have you been drinking, sir

[steve5451]

Aaw :C
Are the cheerios okay?

[Jetlok]

Aaw :C
Are the cheerios okay?

no. they're dead.

[Jairo]

no. they're dead.

the cheerios fought valiantly and dodged your teeth attack, putting the tongue in their place
cereal is getting smarter folks

[Clone v.117]

Go to someone and ask them to kiss it better.

no. they're dead.

D:

[Night Fox]

no. they're dead.

Cheerios: AGGRIEVE

[Coolio]

hey
jetlok
*smooch*
(totally srs)

[Thompson]

Drink bleach, it will make the swelling go down.

DON'T ACTUALLY DO IT.

[Flamecannon]

Bahhh don't be such a baby tongues grow back
what's that archemedes
they dont?

[Thompson]

Bahhh don't be such a baby tongues grow back
what's that archemedes
they dont?

Meet the medic reference, HAH!

[Jetlok]

hey
jetlok
*smooch*
(totally srs)

oh yay! all better!

Cheerios: AGGRIEVE

STRIFE!
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