Fights. Cheap shots. Do or don't?

[Qwepir]

You realize, that if you are strong enough, you can slide under someone and kick as hard as you can upwards, and that could kill them.

You are basically shoving their balls up into their intestines.

im not that strong lol

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[PowerDag]

You are basically shoving their balls up into their intestines.

The only problem with that is that your intestines are connected to your star fish, not your richard.
You'd be kicking their balls into their bladder.

[Clone v.117]

being a man = getting your ass handed to you so much you'll develop a special interest for it.

cheap shots = you don't get the stuff beaten out of you.

>Getting owned in a fight, could punch in balls and get the upper hand

No, Being a man = toughening up and learning to fight so you don't have to rely on being a little friend that goes for the balls.
Not to mention, what your all not realizing is in your mind your like "oh ok ill hit em in the nuts and they will fall over and i win" hahaha, no.
What will really happen is you will hit them in the nuts (if you can since you suck so much) and either, they will get incredibly pissed and fueled by anger and beat the stuff out of you tenfold.
Or (this is the less likely option) somehow the fight will stop and then later when they aren't feeling molested by your testicle grope they will come upto you again and proceed to beat the living forget out of you, once again, they will be beating you alot more then they would if you hadn't been a little pusillanimous individual.

[Clone v.117]

The only problem with that is that your intestines are connected to your star fish, not your richard.
You'd be kicking their balls into their bladder.

balls = snake?
Also he didnt say inside your intestines he said into your intestines, as in pushing them into it.

[Hiiro326]

Clone, you're an idiot. Have you ever been kicked in the balls by someone NOT in your family, it doesn't just hurt it feels like there are 500 dogs eating you out.

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welcome to the "I WISH I WERE A TOUGH GUY" thread

[PowerDag]

No, Being a man = toughening up and learning to fight so you don't have to rely on being a little friend that goes for the balls.

I'd rather end the fight quickly and then have authorities deal with them, rather than get my ass handed to me because I couldn't knock out a person by punching them in the chest.
One in the face, one in the balls, they're down for the count. That's all you need to get out of a fight quickly while still showing them how much they hurt you.

welcome to the "I WISH I WERE A TOUGH GUY" thread

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[Colten]

Look at it this way, in the end no matter how much less of a "man" everyone thinks you are, you still won :D

[TheKhoz]

balls = snake?
Also he didnt say inside your intestines he said into your intestines, as in pushing them into it.

Yea,

so it would be like this:

-
-
-  <- Intestines
() <-Bladder
= <- Skin and stuff
b <- Balls

D-- <-Foot

-
-
b <- Balls
D-- <-Foot
-  <- Intestines
() <-Bladder
= <- Skin and stuff

Of course, that's an over reaction, but you get the idea.

[Sandvich]

temple shots, kneeing the thighs, and high kicks is what i rely on lol

[Packer]

I don't fight unless I have to, in the end the only people who ever try to fight me are ether drunk or just handicapped when it comes to a fight and thats rare. Plus a Stunt man taught me how to defend hand locks etc when people do fight dirty. In the end at my age fights are things to avoid considering if the police do get notified about it etc, plus its not good for the health.

[Visage]

When people push me like they want to start a fight I just quick check them in the jaw then a cross or hook to their eye and they usually are dazed so bad they can't even think straight or they try to fight back and they get a few more. Basically I always throw the first punch and I always go for the face.

[TheKhoz]

I don't fight.

Ever.

[Clone v.117]

Clone, you're an idiot. Have you ever been kicked in the balls by someone NOT in your family, it doesn't just hurt it feels like there are 500 dogs eating you out.

Why yes, and then (because im not a little pusillanimous individual) i ignored the pain and proceeded to beat the forget out of the person who did it, which is what would happen to you.

One in the face, one in the balls, they're down for the count.

This is where your getting confused, if you punch someone who is clearly stronger than you since you rely on such a weak attack they will not go "Oh ok you hit me in the balls, im down on the ground now i cant fight anymore, lets pretend this never happened and be friends" No.
They will be several times angrier and even if they somehow did just fall down and stay there (which will NOT happen) they will just beat the forget out of you later.

tl;dr- If you fight like a man even if you lose then its over. If your a little cigarette and go for a nut shot no matter what you will lose and get beaten even worse than you would have if you hadnt.

[Clone v.117]

When people push me like they want to start a fight I just quick check them in the jaw then a cross or hook to their eye and they usually are dazed so bad they can't even think straight or they try to fight back and they get a few more. Basically I always throw the first punch and I always go for the face.

*pushes you* "WTF MAN" *you beat the shizencough out of them* -they are shriveling on the ground- "what the hell man, a bus was about to hit you"
Oops.