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Whoa man, this stuff is heavy.
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forget you I didn't read any of that.
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Author Topic: Interesting Rant I || WARNING: Not for people who can't read!  (Read 1890 times)

So I've been sitting here staring at the off-topic board for like a bajillion years and couldn't think of a topic to post.

Maybe it's because I'm sick and haven't slept yet. Yeah I'm pretty sure the future coherent me is yelling at me right now. I wonder if I can find out by time traveling. Time travel is like impossible though. While the string theory suggests that there may be small time portals so indescribably small that are very rapidly sealed by some form of strings, even if time travel were possible it would break reality even without someone going into it. Let's say I open a portal to 1990 and don't do anything, the only thing going in and out of the alleged portal would be air, carcinogens, molecules and other small stuff I can't really think of. Since the past would have a lack of at least some form of gas, it would quickly rush into the portal and into the past, thus minorly (APPARENTLY MINORLY ISN'T A WORD.) effecting the atmosphere of past earth. Anything that happens to past earth would, in turn, happen to present earth. As time goes on the gas level would slowly rise until it gets back to the time with the future portal at which point the process would repeat until the entire planet was filled with this title ambiguous gas. And that's probably one of the reasons that time travel to the past wouldn't work, and paradoxes go without saying. However time travel to the past is factually plausible. I believe we wouldn't need any form of portal to travel to the future, we would merely need to be going 99.9% or so of the speed of light. Light moves so quickly, that if we were to be somehow traveling at such a speed it would appear that all of our surroundings weren't moving at all. Something like that, I saw it on some Steven Hawking show, I don't know. But when I think about that I end up thinking of another reason why time travel into the past is just so darned impossible. It would seem that if you were able to travel into the future by going fast, you would then of course to travel into the past need to be going slow. Mind bogglingly slow; In fact, you would need to go slower than standing idle, your speed would need to have a negative reading. To make matters worse, you would need to be going at nearly -99.9% of the speed of light. That is extremely slow, I mean really. The idea that anyone could even go slower than not moving is just stupid to me.

And that's about all I got. This is what it's like when you have ADHD, if you allow it to, your brain can just go off and think about whatever it wants. In fact you don't need to have ADHD to have this skill, all one would need to do is open his or her mind to the unending possibilities of life. To think is to be free, don't allow others to constantly hammer other thoughts that do not belong to you into your head. It's your mind, do with it what you will, allow it to reach it's full potential, or just let it rot with all the others. You're dreams are everything, they contain hidden meanings, all of them do, even the most strange and ambiguous dreams contain an underlying message. That is to say, of course it does, this is not some spiritual mumbo jumbo, when you dream your brain goes into idle mode and it is free to think about whatever it wants. Thusly, your brain gives you messages. Your thoughts are a completely separate entity from the rest of your body, they exist only to you. No one else has your thoughts, only you, and they cannot be taken away. Even when you forget things, the memory is never really gone. In fact you'll find that things that you have forgotten will often appear in dreams if you take the time to recognize them. The subconscious mind is a place of wonder and mystery that we will never fully understand, but if we were to ever completely understand it, I'm sure that we wouldn't truly understand it at all.

To know everything is to know nothing.

I honestly started typing this topic with the complete intention of not going off and writing about something completely irrelevant, but then I realized that there were no guidelines as to what it is this topic should be about, so I just started typing about things that popped into my head. So for all you people who say "tl;dr" I can honestly say there is no short way to word something that was not worded in the first place.

I love everything.
« Last Edit: July 24, 2011, 01:55:15 PM by Gamefandan »

*slowly claps*

What I just read brought a tear to my eye

edit: Hurp had no idea my avatar is clapping too

Speaking of that, what happened to your adventures in imaginary smoke smelling?


Speaking of that, what happened to your adventures in imaginary smoke smelling?
the smoke melted away all his skin, muscle, and other organs

he is now skeleton

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Let's say I open a portal to 1990

This is the only part I saw and read.

he is now skeleton


Maybe he's been like this longer then expected...

Did you guys know minorly isn't a word? I was like, "really? holy stuff maaan."

Did you guys know minorly isn't a word? I was like, "really? holy stuff maaan."
You've probably heard about "majorly" though, so why are you surprised?

tl;dr- timetravel be crazy yo.
I didnt even read all of it....

You've probably heard about "majorly" though, so why are you surprised?

Are you saying majorly isn't a word?


tl;dr- timetravel be crazy yo.
I didnt even read all of it....
It's just time.

Second paragraph doesn't even talk about time.

There's even a tl;dr-mini-paragraph.

There's even a tl;dr-mini-paragraph.
Like i said i didnt even read it :P I got a bit through then my brain went dead, i need sleep.

I want to sleep but my body won't let me.