I made my own joke out of what you said. I understand what you mean though, he can not masturbate because he got his man junk cut off.
nope you're way off.
I'm pretty sure that man got on the tonight show.He says "HE'S DOING FINE".
Not all adults need to fap.
Are you trying to say that there is some sort of activity besides fapping? I have never heard of such a thin!
Ever ventured outside?