We need a meeting grounds for when stuff hits the fan.

[Man 2]

Because zombies can swim even after they're underwater

I'm sure they can. Why not?

[Ad Bot]

[Unwritten Calender]

-Man drowns
-Man turns into zombie
-Man, in ravenous hunger for human flesh, swims with super-human strength to the nearest yacht
-Man boards yacht
-Man infects wealthy idiots on yacht
-Infection spreads
-Zombie yacht

No yachts please. I vote that vault in Norway with spare seeds for a situation like this.

EDIT: Nevermind, it's kept at -18°C.

If a man drowns, he doesn't turn into a zombie..
unless the water is contaminated! Oh no!

[IkeTheGeneric]

I'm sure they can. Why not?

Because it requires thought to swim.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Because it requires thought to swim.

And zombies don't have brains?

But by that logic they can't walk, eat, say "BRAAAAINS", etc.

[Man 2]

Because it requires thought to swim.

Ravenous hunger and super zombie strength, I think, would outweigh thought.

[IkeTheGeneric]

But by that logic they can't walk, eat, say "BRAAAAINS", etc.

You're seriously a loving idiot

[Vegetarian Zombie]

You're seriously a loving idiot

That's mature

[Man 2]

Or if they're controlled by voodoo, then they wouldn't need thought.
But then that'd render that crap with the zombie infecting people on the yacht complete bunk. Nevermind.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Or if they're controlled by voodoo

You're kidding me

[Man 2]

You're kidding me : cookieMonster:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bokor
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clairvius_Narcisse

[Katamari007]

You're kidding me

those were the original zombies

[Vegetarian Zombie]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bokor
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clairvius_Narcisse

Interesting pages. Hmm. Its nikce to read up on other cultures every now and then.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Vegetarian Zombie, kindly get the forget out.

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

We need a meeting grounds for when stuff hits the fan.

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Meeting?

How does that work out?

[Man 2]

It's a figure of speech, moron. It's for when the situation suddenly gets really messy.
Like when a pile of stuff hits the blades of a fan.