Suggest me more items to make me look like even more of a friend

[Sandvich]

it's a gold backpack with built in speakers so you an blast music like a entrepreneur

http://cgi.ebay.com/FI-HI-GOLD-entrepreneur N-SPEAKER-BACKPACK-SCHOOL-FIHI-entrepreneur N-/270787284459?_trksid=p4340.m185&_trkparms=algo%3DSIC.OPJS%26its%3DI%26itu%3DUA%26otn%3D5%26pmod%3D350478844294%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D1573621167737982141#ht_2461wt_767

oh
my
god
YES

[Ad Bot]

[aml]

Tripp pants

[Mega-Bear]

Needs more gold teeth and Eminem fanboy t-shirts.

[Nickelob Ultra]

kill yourself, you'll look cool

[Trymos]

kill yourself, you'll look cool

He doesn't want to look cool.
He wants to look like a friend.

[Jetlok]

He doesn't want to look cool.
He wants to look like a friend.

he could kill himself by hanging himself with a gold chain.

or he could choke on his girlfriend's tampon.

[Nickelob Ultra]

kill yourself by choking on tampons, you'll look like a super friend