Author Topic: I cut my finger with a tuna jar (Read 2706 times)

Frontrox · July 24, 2011, 07:07:51 PM

I was ~~masturbating~~ opening a tuna jar, and i slipped and cut my ~~snake~~ finger on the jar lid.

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Sullivan · July 24, 2011, 07:08:23 PM

here
we
go
again

james4115 · July 24, 2011, 07:08:24 PM

i was going to make a procrastination joke

but you already did dammit

Frontrox · July 24, 2011, 07:09:20 PM

I'm serious, i actually cut it.

Vegetarian Zombie · July 24, 2011, 07:09:39 PM

I'm serious, i actually cut it.

Your snake or your finger?

Mega-Bear · July 24, 2011, 07:10:01 PM

Yeah, and once I did the same thing with a fleshlight.

Proog · July 24, 2011, 07:10:11 PM

MY FINGER IS BLEEDING

Frontrox · July 24, 2011, 07:10:20 PM

Your snake or your finger?

my finger

Yeah, and once I did the same thing with a fleshlight.

Your snake or your finger?

Wynd_Fox · July 24, 2011, 07:10:26 PM

Ouch. I bet Tuna Juice stings.

Frontrox · July 24, 2011, 07:11:03 PM

Ouch. I bet Tuna Juice stings.

No, but i knew something smelled fishy about that.

Altered · July 24, 2011, 07:11:45 PM

No, but i knew something smelled fishy about that.

haha so puny

Wynd_Fox · July 24, 2011, 07:12:18 PM

* Wynd_Fox rolls eyes.

Did you put a bandage on it?

Frontrox · July 24, 2011, 07:13:42 PM

haha so puny

Everyone was staring at me as i broke out laughing when i thought of it.

* Wynd_Fox rolls eyes.
Did you put a bandage on it?

Yeah, i don't want blood on my keyboard.

Wynd_Fox · July 24, 2011, 07:14:28 PM

Was it a glass jar or a metal can?

Frontrox · July 24, 2011, 07:15:13 PM

Was it a glass jar or a metal can?

metal can