Author Topic: Rise of the planet of the apes!  (Read 4308 times)

First there was 1968 the Planet of the Apes

Then we had the 2001 remake Planet of the Apes

Now we have the prequel of the 2001 remake called Rise of the Planet of the Apes with an upcoming planned sequel.


I am incredibly pissed off now, why must Holywood ruin such a classic franchise?

I am incredibly pissed off now, why must Holywood ruin such a classic?
because it pleases the sheeple.

Because it's Hollywood.

"Get your filthy hands off a' me you damn, dirty ape!"

I'm going to go ape-stuff if this turns out crap.

I'm going to go ape-stuff if this turns out crap.

All sequels, remakes and prequels always turn into crap. Anyone remember the Godzilla movie with Mathew Broderick?

I'm going to go ape-stuff if this turns out crap.
Yeah, hollywood is making a real monkey out of themselves.

Yeah, hollywood is making a real monkey out of themselves.
I disagree, I think the movies these days are a chimp off the old block.

kidding I hate them.

This plan is absolutely batty!

amidoinitrite

These ape-puns are driving me bananas!

These ape-puns are driving me bananas!
Hahaha.

Birds! :D?

D:?

these directors are HORSIEING AROUND

Tony bitches about everything god damn just shut up. The movie looks like stuff but you're criticizing it on a handicapped nostalgia that you aren't entitled to.

these directors are HORSIEING AROUND
they need to MANE up!

Yeah, Hollywood should stop monkeying around and stop rape-ing classics.
Tony bitches about everything god damn just shut up. The movie looks like stuff but you're criticizing it on a handicapped nostalgia that you aren't entitled to.
Jesus, who stuck a cactus up your ass?