You are the Knight of Time in the Land of Heat and Clockwork.
Your chumHandle is turntechGodhead
Your interests include SICK BEATS and IRONY.
Your wield the bladeKind specibus and have combined your CALEDFWLCH with your LORD OF THE RINGS DVD to create your awesome weapon.
The consorts of your land are CROCODILES who like SICK ECONOMICS BRO.
woah, too accurate
lets try again
You are the Baron of Might in the Land of Flow and Fatigue.
Your chumHandle is rainbowInspector
Your interests include BIOLOGY and ART.
Your wield the pistolKind specibus and have combined your NERF GUN with your TAXIDERMIED CREATURE and PAINTBRUSH to create your awesome weapon.
The consorts of your land are mysterious translucent pigs who like politics.
okay then, safe enough