Author Topic: My very very very odd dream last night.  (Read 1041 times)

Nice call, and Sisters of Battle do take an oath of chastity, otherwise they aren't holy and pure.
Pretty sure the same with Space Marines.
i read on encyclopedia dramatica that sob don't have to be chastite.
then again, it's encyclopedia dramatica.

Imperial Guard aren't allowed to fraternize while in the Emperor's service, so I'm pretty sure the Sisters that are a million times more devout can't either.
*Assuming that female guardsmen are a dime a dozen.*

I had a similar dream. I was playing blocklandTF2 and then I saw Rotondoa spy and I pulled out some lubeweapons and began to rubfire it on him.

I had a similar dream. I was playing blocklandTF2 and then I saw Rotondoa spy and I pulled out some lubeweapons and began to rubfire it on him.
D: Well how tactical

In a dream, I was at a dojo, and some EXTREMELY FLEXIBLE and pretty hot (can't remember much) girl was being forced to lick her vagina (MORE LIKE HER MOUTH AND LOWER JAW) (how did this end up in one of my dreams)until she had interjected all over her face. Then when she stood up, one of the monks grabbed her, and requested she show her breasts, she said no, so in THE BIGGEST richard MOVE OF THE CENTURY, the monk spilled her mother's ashes on the ground (broke the vase), then she did a backflip and ran out of there. The middle of the dream is hazy. But, then some creatures (kinda like the monsters from the power rangers series)attacked everyone, so I try to sneak away, I was a few yards away from cover when I saw one of those bastards following me to my right. He screamed "LAW STAB!" and stabbed me with his left pointer finger. I fell unconsious and woke up.
This is pretty detailed cause I typed this within minutes of waking up. I also added the (broke the vase) detail.

Space marines have 19 organs implanted in them and their skeletons are made of ceramite.

I don't think those modifications were made with their reproductive systems in mind.
Probably not, considering a few of those implants are hormonal regulation/creation organs, which probably suppress any "urges".

Probably not, considering a few of those implants are hormonal regulation/creation organs, which probably suppress any "urges".
propaganda probably crushed those urges a while ago anyways.

How do you know what he looks like anyway?

Thread is now about the reproductive capabilities of spehs mahreens.

*Assuming that female guardsmen are a dime a dozen.*

You realize that there are guardsmen posted on colony and hive worlds that are no doubt homes to trillions of females right?

You realize that there are guardsmen posted on colony and hive worlds that are no doubt homes to trillions of females right?
Yeah well, compared to the rest of the Imperial Guard, female guardsmen seem to be pretty rare.

Yeah well, compared to the rest of the Imperial Guard, female guardsmen seem to be pretty rare.

I don't think that they let women be guardsmen, I was talking about civilian females.

They let women be guardsmen.

And oh, okay. I see.