SANDVICH IS BEING ROBBED BY A PRETEEN GIRL

[SeventhSandwich]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

I CALLED HIM ON SKYPE AND SOME LITTLE GIRL ROBBING HIS HOUSE ANSWERED. OH JESUS. WHEN SHE THEN REALIZED SHE ANSWERED THE CALL, SHE CALLED OVER HER BIG BLACK PARTNER IN CRIME NAMED MOM AND I HUNG UP THEN IN FEAR.

OH stuff OH stuff. IF ANYONE KNOWS HIS ADDRESS, CALL THE COOPPPSSS.

SHE WAS ON VIDEO CHAT. SHE HAS A RIBBON IN HER HAIIR.

[Ad Bot]

[Skip]

No, that's just Sandvich's voice.

[TheArmyGuy]

What.

[otto-san]

I see what you did there.

[deadpossom]

lol

[asablief]

good.

[Placid]

should've started conversation with this "Mom" character
sounds interesting

also i thought sev was sandvich and was posting a topic about being robbed not this.. oh god lol

[Skip]

So wait, one of the girls Sandvich fingered is getting revenge?

[otto-san]

So wait, one of the girls Sandvich fingered is getting revenge?

no

possibly

[TheArmyGuy]

So wait, one of the girls Sandvich fingered is getting revenge?

No, the 42-year-olds who he has contact with are too afraid it's a cop setup to meet him.

[?]

the girl is robbing sandviches time by getting fingered and the black guy is recording it

[fred da kiko]

what the forget is going on in this thread?

[Blastdown]

Tell me if Sandvich or preteen-girl won when its over.

[Kearn]

being robbed of the v-card that is 

[Tomcat]

it's the girl he got tomato sauce/prego.