Food Topic - Post your food creations here.

[BlockStar]

This is where you can post your made up food creations here. I will put good ideas on the main page. Make it like this:

Name of food:
Ingredients:
Procedure:
Oven (Yes or No):
Stove (Yes or No):
Cook Time:
Equipment:

Ideas

Name of food: Pasta Salami surprise
Ingredients: Pasta (Any kind), Cup of vanilla, 1/2 cup of White Cooking wine, Salami (diced), Green Onion (diced)
Procedure: Bake the pasta in a saucepan, drain it and pour it into a glass dish. Then mix all the ingredients together and put into oven.
Oven (Yes or No): Yes
Stove (Yes or No): Yes
Cook Time: 15 minutes (Stove) 20 - 25 minutes (Oven)
Equipment: Drainer, Large Spoon, Saucepan, Small glass dish

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[shazang]

Probably worst topic ever.

[Jake White]

Probably worst topic ever.

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Oforget it. You beat me to it >:C

[PurpleMetro]

Probably worst topic ever.

Don't judge a topic when it just started. -_-

Everything-Soup!

Bowl
Water
Onions
Lemons
Pizza
Cookies
Ice Cream
Pop tarts
Gushers
Clay
Salt
Milk
3 Dairy Ducks

Get your bowl, pour water until it looks like its full then throw all the ingredients in there and voila. You got your Everything Soup

Oven - NO

Stove - NO

After throwing everything in there, wait for about 10 minutes.

Mask. Body Gear.

[StarHawk]

Name of food: Babies, bitch
Ingredients:

• 1x baby, age 1-8 months
• Salt (optional)

Procedure:
Oven (Yes or No): Yes
Stove (Yes or No): No
Cook Time: Variable
Equipment:

• 1x functioning stove
• 1x functioning (or otherwise) baby

[SailorMan]

That is mildly disturbing StarHawk

[SacredOblivion]

Name of food: Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies (dairy and egg free)
Ingredients: 1/2 c. of dairy-free butter, 4  tsp of milk, 1 tsp of vanilla extract, 1 tsp of salt, 3 1/4 cups of oats, 2 tsp of cocoa, 2 cups of flour, 1 cup of white sugar, 1 c. of brown sugar, 1 banana.
Procedure: Mix all the dry ingredients together in one bowl and mix all the other stuff in another bowl. Then mix both together. Put it in a pan and put it in the oven (preheat of course) 350 degrees. Bake until it looks right.
Oven (Yes or No): Yea
Stove (Yes or No): No
Cook Time: Varies. 20+
Equipment: Pan, 2 bowls, Oven


They ended up horrible so don't try it.

[MyNameIsYou]

I can't cook

[Riot]

Muddy stuff put

add 12 spoons of mayo
1 cup of soy sauce
5 tea spoons of vinegar
mix 2 minutes
place in microwave 2 minutes
mix again

add meat slices
slather each slice in substance

place in microwave 50 minutes
take out at 15 minutes
eat.

[SailorMan]

The only fancy-shmansy thing I can make is scrambled eggs with toast, microwavable bacon (precooked), and Juice on the side xD

[Cucumber!]

For Boy Scouts, I made this Mystery Cookie Mix.

It was basically this:

Corn Bread Mix [2 boxes I believe]

Milk

Eggs

Cinnamon Sugar [A stuffton]

Sugar

lol

[turntechGodhead]

i am the cooking wizard
its me

ingredients:
5 warehouses full of sugar
1 cookie

procedure: dump all the sugar into the cookie

[Tingalz]

I just love sour-cream brownies.

[Mega-Bear]

Name of food: Roasted Phallus.
Ingredients: One six-inch phallus.
Procedure: Obtain erection, then cut off.
Oven (Yes or No): Yes.
Stove (Yes or No): Yes, after the oven to give it a full cook.
Cook Time: Ten minutes on both.
Equipment: Lubricant.

[duke 838]

Name of food:Eggs
Ingredients:egss
Procedure:throw on pan on stove
Oven (Yes or No):yes, for support, for the oven
Stove (Yes or No):yes
Cook Time:depends how you like them, watery, or jiggly
Equipment:fork