Yes. It is so totally fake and non-existent, you wouldn't believe us if we told you exactly, step-by-step, how to unlock it. Which we obviously can't do because, as we have said, it is fake and non-existent. Also, if it did exist, it probably would not be very interesting. So stop searching immediately, so that way, if you do find something that you think might be related to unlocking the campaign mode, you don't foolishly mistake it for being anything but something completely normal. [/WheatleyVoice]