Author Topic: My Dad is a Hero  (Read 2172 times)

So today, I was eating soup and my Dad comes home and tells me something very interesting.
When he was coming home from Orlando ( a big town ) something very bad happened.
A stupid forgetass stuffhead was texting and driving while going 85 MPH, and slammed this lady.
Her car flipped over the guarding rail and almost hit another car.
He was the first one on the scene, the lady's eyeball was out of her
head and almost half of her head was cut.
My Dad saved her life.
I am so proud of him, he is considered a hero now.
Moral of the story, don't text and drive damnit.
If my Dad wasn't carrying bottles of soda in the back of his truck, he would have died too.
PM me if you want to see the pictures, they are very graphic.


son, are you proud of me?!
yes, dad, we are a family again. i'm so proud of you. wait until your wife hears about this.

Your dad is an hero? awesome, I'm an hero too

I am surprised no one asked for pictures yet.

so i take it she is unable to see from one eye

someone find a NEWS ARTICLE of this

What the forget.
Why would you tell us that her eye was out of her socket.
forget. My head is now just full of forget.
I feel horrible.

What the forget.
Why would you tell us that her eye was out of her socket.
forget. My head is now just full of forget.
I feel horrible.

so i take it she is unable to see from one eye

someone find a NEWS ARTICLE of this
My Dad is in our hot tub.
I will ask him later.
What the forget.
Why would you tell us that her eye was out of her socket.
forget. My head is now just full of forget.
I feel horrible.
Yeah, my Dad saved her.

I can't find anything on Google.

Not saying it didn't happen, I just can't find it.

I am surprised no one asked for pictures yet.
I did.
stupid.

My Dad is in our hot tub.
I will ask him later.
>ask him

brother u stupid? check your local news site or something hurr

As a headsup, people are going to troll this topic.

Regardless, you should feel very proud of your father.  Any articles I can read in referral to the situation?  I'd like to see if the prick who hit her is getting his ass handed to him.

How did he save her?
You failed to tell us that.
And how did your dad almost die, but was saved by soda?

He put her eye back in her socket, silly