Author Topic: Cactus?  (Read 1856 times)


It could be an illegal cactus. It also hurts my hands when I touch it.



oh stuff bro you'd better hide that stuff

I just remembered.

My cactus is missing.

You seem to be in quite a predicament, good luck in hiding that cactus.


I can't pick it up without bleeding. I was going to hide it in my closet.

aw stuff
DID YOU TAKE IT?

MY DRUGS CANDY WAS IN THAT CACTUS.

I NEED IT BACK.

NOW.

My cactus is outside on the balcony.

You lose that stuff and we'll find you, find the cactus, and then shove the cactus up your ass.

And then take it out and hide it.

You lose that stuff and we'll find you, find the cactus, and then shove the cactus up your ass.

And then take it out and hide it.
Ouch.


the money is in the cactus

stow it out in the shed near the old bank. When you hear the signal, say the exact words "I'm a buttforgeter" and you will be teleported to the alien mothership



GOOD LUCK COMRADE

Wait, what?
I did not sign up or sign a contract for this.