Facebook whores. #3 added

[Clone v.117]

Im so loving sick of this.

#1
Mofo bitches on facebook who have wonderful lives and everyone likes them and ever status they have is a non-specific reference to how bad their life is or how much they are hated.
Heres some examples im copying right off my facebook.

you don't even know I exist.. :(

No I did not "accidently" delete you....

(this bitch has posted this atleast 50 times.)

I hate you so much!

You had your chance, and you blew it.

I hate you, you ruined my life.

forget you just leave me alone

Then if none of their friends likes it or leaves a comment they delete it and often repost it later.

#2 Fishing for photo compliments

These loving whores, they take pictures of themselves, put it on facebook and complain about how ugly they are so that people will say they look good. Ok seriously! THE forget! If you thought it was a bad photo you wouldnt put it on facebook! I just hate these mofo bitches with a vengeance. Classic bitch: "OMG i look so ugly in this photo i chose to upload on facebook" Me: "Yes you do you fugly whore"

#3
Those godamm like/imbox posts. Not the ones like "first 10 likes and ill leave you a comment" those arent THAT bad but these loving ones!

Likes/imbox for
[] i like you
[] i love you
[] we used to go out
[] i want to go out
[] i want to kiss

I really shouldnt have to say anything about how loving handicapped these are!
Seriously these piss me off so much!

/rage-discuss

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[Kevdude]

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[Jokey365]

inb4facebooksuckswhichitdoes

[Acid]

Total agree. Some people take facebook way too far. I saw some real slag post "People who get a couple of likes on their photo and think their proper lovey" I honestly felt like commenting "forget off bitch atleast their photos arent them half naked with the caption 'ughghh so ugglyyyyyy' and anyway they're probably a load more interesting than YOU".

[Clone v.117]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/annoying-facebook-girl

I also really hate the duckface.

inb4facebooksuckswhichitdoes

Did you just inb4 yourself?

[Wonder G]

"OGM I PLAY BLAK OPS I SO NERDY!"
(insert picture of someone wearing RealD 3D glasses here)
"I'm such a nerd!"

HNNNNNNNG YOU ARE NOT A loving NERD IF YOU ARE THEN WHAT DOES NVIDIA MAKE YOU ATTENTION WHORE?

[Kevdude]

"OGM I PLAY BLAK OPS I SO NERDY!"
(insert picture of someone wearing RealD 3D glasses here)
"I'm such a nerd!"

I notice a lot of girls do that as well. Pisses me off. God damn casuals

[Stocking]

i reelized i had a gay frend on my facebook profile so i unfrended his GAY ASS

[Clone v.117]

"OGM I PLAY BLAK OPS I SO NERDY!"
(insert picture of someone wearing RealD 3D glasses here)
"I'm such a nerd!"

Yessss!

[indyjones]

i reelized i had a gay frend on my facebook profile so i unfrended his GAY ASS

Well then you have to unfriend yourself too.

[Stocking]

Well then you have to unfriend yourself too.

theres nothing rong with beeng gay wat is rong with u

[Clone v.117]

Well then you have to unfriend yourself too.

Cant find the button for that...

[Wonder G]

"OGM I PLAY BLAK OPS I SO NERDY!"
(insert picture of someone wearing RealD 3D glasses here)
"I'm such a nerd!"

HNNNNNNNG YOU ARE NOT A loving NERD IF YOU ARE THEN WHAT DOES NVIDIA MAKE YOU ATTENTION WHORE?

If I see another person saying that, I'm going to ask them some questions.

[Kevdude]

If I see another person saying that, I'm going to ask them some questions.

Like why are you still breathing

[Wonder G]

Like why are you still breathing

If they get "What does nVidia make?" wrong.

Also,
"I hacked yhu, ily mcwifey!"

No you didn't, you lying bitch, you took her phone and got on the facebook app with it, you waste of oxygen, sperm, and fertilized eggs!