Romeo and Juliet (revised)

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Then the now black flames turned into water, and the earth flooded.

Then the water caught fire.

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Then Lord Capulet darnk all the water and used his body fat to smother the flames

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And then the fat combusted. And the combustion combusted, and then that combusted.


Combustception.

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The lady capulet had relations with lord capulet, the lord capulet had a three way with lady capulet and juliet, and they were electricuted.

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And then their dead bodies were lit on fire.

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Their souls lingered on earth, a few year they haunted a boy named Hamlet :3
(can you see where this is going?)

[Bob Bricks 101]

A metorite crashed on top of Juliet, and then the dinosaurs came back to life, and ate Romeo.

The Gigantisaurus that ate Romeo craps the digested Romeo all over the dead Juliet.

End of story.But before that they all spontaneously combust while having fun in bed.

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A metorite crashed on top of Juliet, and then the dinosaurs came back to life, and ate Romeo.

The Gigantisaurus that ate Romeo craps the digested Romeo all over the dead Juliet.

End of story.But before that they all spontaneously combust while having fun in bed.

Fail, juliet was already dead :P

[BobSevenSevens]

Then, juliet comes back as a zombie and eats the dinosaur.

[Nasoa]

Then the dinosaur gets horny in Juliet's stomach.

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So it masturbates with her stomach walls

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And dies slowly as he begins to melt in her stomach acid.

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He kicks the acid off, yells, "forget YOU!", walks onto a raised, safe part of the stomach, regenerates his body, and jizzes in her stomach.

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At which point another dinosaur came, a megaraptor, and started beating the stuff out of the other dinosaur while this plays in the background.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

The megaraptor, satisfied with the dinosaur's condition, follows in his footsteps and starts masturbating in Juliet's stomach.