Author Topic: Came for the first time. (Read 2520 times)

Blaze0 · July 30, 2011, 04:35:51 PM

Quote from: asablief on July 30, 2011, 04:33:46 PM

wait, a bit of clear white liquid isn't cum you silly goose.

Checked them puberty websites, it is. It naturally turns white over time.

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Joker Card · July 30, 2011, 04:36:15 PM

asablief · July 30, 2011, 04:37:08 PM

Quote from: Blaze0 on July 30, 2011, 04:35:51 PM

Checked them puberty websites, it is. It naturally turns white over time.

No, I mean, if you didn't actually have an climax it probably isn't cum. You're probably looking at pre-cum (or whatever it's called) which usually comes out just THINKING about something, or getting an erection.

battlebrain · July 30, 2011, 04:37:22 PM

First time is the most pleasureable, then it gets les and less pleasurable

Jubel · July 30, 2011, 04:38:38 PM

Now, tonight when the parents are asleep, masturbate and have full climax.

NotKreation · July 30, 2011, 04:39:17 PM

Quote from: battlebrain on July 30, 2011, 04:37:22 PM

First time is the most pleasureable, then it gets les and less pleasurable

forget no.

Also, if you masturbate alot, take a week or more off and then the next fap will be awesome :3

asablief · July 30, 2011, 04:39:23 PM

Quote from: Jubel on July 30, 2011, 04:38:38 PM

Now, tonight when the parents are asleep, masturbate and have full climax.

then try to hobble over to bed and sleep like rock

Trogtor · July 30, 2011, 04:39:52 PM

Wizzeh · July 30, 2011, 04:43:09 PM

Quote from: Blaze0 on July 30, 2011, 04:30:08 PM

Yup, first ever "cum'. Sadly no 'gasm or anything, but a wee bit of clear white liquid.

Uh, dude. You uh, might want to get a p-spot exam.

Tingalz · July 30, 2011, 04:44:10 PM

Quote from: Wizzeh on July 30, 2011, 04:43:09 PM

Uh, dude. You uh, might want to get a p-spot exam.

this
i knew a guy who had this happen to him and he had to get checked out
turns out he had some std i forget which one

battlebrain · July 30, 2011, 04:44:33 PM

Quote from: Tingalz on July 30, 2011, 04:44:10 PM

this
i knew a guy who had this happen to him and he had to get checked out
turns out he had some std i forget which one

Oh lawd

Jubel · July 30, 2011, 04:47:18 PM

Quote from: Tingalz on July 30, 2011, 04:44:10 PM

this
i knew a guy who had this happen to him and he had to get checked out
turns out he had some std i forget which one

Now, don't be alarmed, but I am going to shove my fist up your ass?
Ok? Good.

Tingalz · July 30, 2011, 04:49:10 PM

Quote from: Jubel on July 30, 2011, 04:47:18 PM

Now, don't be alarmed, but I am going to shove my fist up your ass?
Ok? Good.

Not funny.

Qwepir · July 30, 2011, 04:49:59 PM

Quote from: asablief on July 30, 2011, 04:32:19 PM

i first came accidentally when I was fondling myself thinking about emma watson

then suddenly things happened and i couldn't walk for 10 minutes

[im-

Quote from: Tingalz on July 30, 2011, 04:34:45 PM

dammit

Proog · July 30, 2011, 04:50:25 PM

Oh god why did you post it?

Why are we reading it??

Shouldn't this be going viral???