Too paranoid to sleep

[Tyler66]

pusillanimous individual

I admit it.

Lights, search the area. Even if it's not in sight (if there was anything there to begin with) it is...
A. Probably harmless.
B. Probably won't care about you, so you don't really have to worry a lot about it running up and intentionally biting you.
C. Possibly not even a spider?

Not really sure, but I see lots of spiders in my room. I usually leave them alone and they're gone after a while.

A. We got Wolf Spiders around here, don't like em'.
B. Got bit in the eye before while I was asleep when I was young for no reason.
C. I loving hope so.

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[Night Fox]

yeah that's another thing
as long as you don't forget with its stuff and it don't forget with your stuff, people should always be cool with spiders and all other bugs man
it's not like their goal in life is to hurt you or anything, all they want is a warm place to live

except for mosquitoes
them friends all can go straight to hell
their literal goal in life is to suck your blood and give it to their babies so that they can suck your blood
but the male ones are cool
I can totally chill with male mosquitoes

[Wynd_Fox]

I have this problem where spiders terrify the meese out of me, but I can't stand to kill any creature. Not an ant, not a mosquito that just bit me, nothing. I have to close my eyes if someone is crushing an insect, and even then, I try to stop them.

[Night Fox]

oh yeah, ants are total forgetasses too
their goal is to build annoying mounds of dirt and then bite you when you walk around them
stuff man, they need to get their property lines straight

[Tyler66]

yeah that's another thing
as long as you don't forget with its stuff and it don't forget with your stuff, people should always be cool with spiders and all other bugs man
it's not like their goal in life is to hurt you or anything, all they want is a warm place to live

except for mosquitoes
them friends all can go straight to hell
their literal goal in life is to suck your blood and give it to their babies so that they can suck your blood
but the male ones are cool
I can totally chill with male mosquitoes

The problem is, its loving with my stuff.

And I don't mind mosquitoes of any gender. Except when they bite. I got lots of bites on my leg right now.

[masterockets]

And wasp, don't forget them
they don't do stuff for us, they just make hives everywhere and sting the stuff out of you if you get near

[Azerath]

We have black widows around here, and I'm not worried. We actually saw on the other day just chilling in our garage.
It benefits you to think of them as spiderbros. Not only do they eat the other starfishs like flies and stuff, but they also like to keep to themselves most of the time.
Hell, we had a black widow as a pet once. It didn't last long, even when we fed it lots of flies and grasshoppers and the like.

[pocketrocket300]

If you are really afraid of spiders, sleep with your cat with you.
My cat loves to chase spiders and he keeps them away.

[Wynd_Fox]

I'd try and trap it, if you can. Then move it somewhere else in the house where it won't be a nuisance.

[Azerath]

I'd try and trap it, if you can. Then move it somewhere else in the house where it won't be a nuisance.

Or put it outside. Lots of moths to crunch on.

[Wynd_Fox]

Spiders that live inside typically can't live outside, and vice versa. Nor do they "crunch."

[Night Fox]

And wasp, don't forget them
they don't do stuff for us, they just make hives everywhere and sting the stuff out of you if you get near

that's because they're like, being badass and protecting their territory and stuff
when they're just out scouting the area, they don't bother you if you don't bother them

[Tyler66]

If you are really afraid of spiders, sleep with your cat with you.
My cat loves to chase spiders and he keeps them away.

My cat will sleep with me, although she is a bit....obese and lazy.

I'd try and trap it, if you can. Then move it somewhere else in the house where it won't be a nuisance.

I forgot to mention I am paranoid about even being in the same room as one. The night when a spider came in when I was pissing? I went complete apestuff on that thing about it being to close to me.

Spiders that live inside typically can't live outside, and vice versa. Nor do they "crunch."

The crunch was the poster, its made out of paper.

[Azerath]

Spiders that live inside typically can't live outside, and vice versa. Nor do they "crunch."

Our black widow did. That thing was loving brutal.

[Wynd_Fox]

My cat will sleep with me, although she is a bit....obese and lazy.
I forgot to mention I am paranoid about even being in the same room as one. The night when a spider came in when I was pissing? I went complete apestuff on that thing about it being to close to me.
The crunch was the poster, its made out of paper.

Talking to Azerath in that last post.

Um, well, if you're too afraid to be in the same room as one...suffer?

Our black widow did. That thing was loving brutal.

No they didn't. They can't, lol. And black widows are highly venomous, but not that big or scary. Try certain breeds of wolf or garden spiders.