Too paranoid to sleep

[masterockets]

that's because they're like, being badass and protecting their territory and stuff
when they're just out scouting the area, they don't bother you if you don't bother them

they always go after me and stuff
I don't know where you get liking them when there's really no use for them

[Ad Bot]

[Wynd_Fox]

They kill other bugs.

[Tyler66]

Um, well, if you're too afraid to be in the same room as one...suffer?

I dont suffer. I get the forget out of there.

[Destroyer]

yeah that's another thing
as long as you don't forget with its stuff and it don't forget with your stuff, people should always be cool with spiders and all other bugs man
it's not like their goal in life is to hurt you or anything, all they want is a warm place to live

except for mosquitoes
them friends all can go straight to hell
their literal goal in life is to suck your blood and give it to their babies so that they can suck your blood
but the male ones are cool
I can totally chill with male mosquitoes

Underground yellowjackets... forget them.

I'm just cutting the grass minding my own buisness and 100 of these little bitches swarm me.

[Wynd_Fox]

So get the narwhal out of there. But where will you sleep if one is in your bed?

[Azerath]

No they didn't. They can't, lol. And black widows are highly venomous, but not that big or scary. Try certain breeds of wolf or garden spiders.

Oh no, they aren't really tough, but it sure sounded like it when you could hear the fly's head getting crushed a bit.

[pocketrocket300]

So get the narwhal out of there.

What.

[Tyler66]

So get the narwhal out of there. But where will you sleep if one is in your bed?

If the couch isn't taken:
The floor.

[Wynd_Fox]

What.

I don't like to swear, OK? Narwhal is the closest I'll come.

If the couch isn't taken:
The floor.

So you'll have experience for when you make your wife mad.

[Night Fox]

they always go after me and stuff
I don't know where you get liking them when there's really no use for them

I like them because I identify with them or something idk
they don't really give a forget unless someone bothers them or their offspring (in this case my friends)
unless they woke up on the wrong side of the bed
then they're really irritable

[CpW]

I would mock you for being afraid of illusions made by the human brain, but instead I will do my best to comfort you with my... ahem... "logic".

Spider legs coming out the back of you poster would be ridiculous. Not only is there minimal space, but it would be a little tight to crawl out of.
If you mean that they were large legs, then don't be afraid. It's just your brain pulling tricks. If they were large, then the abdomen would be, so it would be ripping the loving poster off the wall by being there. If you meant they were normal-sized spider legs, then don't be afraid. You can easily squish a spider with a tissue or something if there is somehow a spider behind there.

Don't be paranoid. Be logical.

Ah, but did you know that the part of your brain that projects that image is called the amygdala?

[Night Fox]

Ah, but did you know that the part of your brain that projects that image is called the amygdala?

were you previously aware of how much you are a forgetass

[CpW]

were you previously aware of how much you are a forgetass

How, exactly?

[Night Fox]

How, exactly?

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because that was irrelevant to anything

[CpW]

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because that was irrelevant to anything

Mabye. But I was just stating something out.