Author Topic: Oh how I hate tourney cigarettes.  (Read 3743 times)

This would be the first tourney cigarette I've meet in Duke Nukem, if you don't know what a tourney cigarette is look it up.

So this tourney cigarette only plays one map all day so you know he is really familiar with the map. He also specifically sets up gameplay configurations to give him the best advantage. This case being, he sets up Heavy weapons mutator in the Casino map (heavy weapons spawns powerful weapons across the map). So he spends most of his time camping in one room with the enforcer gun (it's a gun that you don't even need to aim, the bullets are all homing) and he hides in the vent mostly because not many people see him.

During the match I kept killing him by putting trip mines in the vent or fragging him with pipe bombs because he is so predictable then he ends up accusing me of cheating. The match ends I win with 25 kills while he has 22 kills and then he kicks and blocks me.



If you're implying it's because this is Duke Nukem then that's bullstuff. There is plenty of tourney cigarettes in other games, this just happens to be the first one I've seen.

http://notch.tumblr.com/post/6736474534/duke-nukem-forever-review
Notch is a friend anyhow.
EDIT:I mostly just hate them because they always know the best spots to camp or the most horiblu glitches


The only time I've been accused of hacking was when I decided to play on a new server on Battlefield Bad Company 2, and accumulated 25 kills with 0 deaths while using a tank. It was not even 10 minutes into the match yet either. They didn't even check their logs, they just assumed I was aim-botting. Most of my kills weren't even direct hits, but splash damage.

In terms of tourney cigarettes (if this counts at all), when I was little and my sister and I used to play Perfect Dark, we'd always agree to each pick a few guns for a custom match. She'd always pick the laptop gun, find a dead end, throw one on the wall, and then use another while standing there. She used to call me a cheater when I'd use the FarSight to kill her in these situations.

I googled tourney cigarettes and surprisingly I only got a thread on Facepunch and this thread.

Also I've been accused of cheating in TF2 nearly every other game, which is weird because I'm not even that good.

I googled tourney cigarettes and surprisingly I only got a thread on Facepunch and this thread.

Also I've been accused of cheating in TF2 nearly every other game, which is weird because I'm not even that good.
Some people accuse others of cheating so often that they can no longer determine who is cheating and who isn't. To them, everyone that kills them must have cheated because they are obviously so damn good.

I am constantly accused of cheating on Red Dead Redemption. No idea why, but I'm amazingly good for some reason.

And yeah, Notch. What a friend.

Also, I've never encountered a tourney cigarette on Duke Nukem D:

Notch is a friend anyhow.
I will come to your house and murder you.

I will come to your house and murder you.

The sad part is, 90% of the people who love Minecraft, and read that, will never give Duke Nukem a chance because of it.

I gave Duke Nukem a chance and I felt like I was playing some Call of Duty knockoff.

The sad part is, 90% of the people who love Minecraft, and read that, will never give Duke Nukem a chance because of it.
I'd actually give Nuke Dukem a try.

But I'm so poor.

FOX ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION