Author Topic: Hilarious "Pickup" Lines (Read 2930 times)

Danny Boy · July 31, 2011, 06:17:24 PM

I stuff my pants, can I get in yours with you

WUT!

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Gamefandan · July 31, 2011, 06:18:09 PM

I stuff my pants, can I get in yours with you

WUT!

That was terrible.

FrozenEye · July 31, 2011, 06:19:04 PM

Hey, what do a Lamborghini and a boner not have in common?

I don't have a Lamborghini.

I laughed so hard.

dkamm65 · July 31, 2011, 06:36:51 PM

Needs more Pokemon pick-up lines.

Butterfree up your schedule, cause I'ma Beedrillin' you all night.

Texan101 · July 31, 2011, 06:41:55 PM

Hey, what do a Lamborghini and a boner have in common?

I have both.

Fixed.

PJ Boy · July 31, 2011, 07:24:52 PM

I want to Nydas your Main.

Big Brother · July 31, 2011, 07:26:03 PM

Needs more Pokemon pick-up lines.

Butterfree up your schedule, cause I'ma Beedrillin' you all night.

err...OP

dkamm65 · July 31, 2011, 07:27:08 PM

err...OP

Didn't read the OP. lol My bad.

I don't wanna Jinx myself, but I wanna give you a Slowpoke.

Girl, let me Zapdos pants off you.

Big Brother · July 31, 2011, 07:31:18 PM

Are you a Hitmonlee? Because your body is kickin'

Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Trogtor · July 31, 2011, 07:34:15 PM

"Did you just fart? 'Cause you just blew me away!"

PossesedAngel · July 31, 2011, 08:28:39 PM

You are beautiful, we should hang out sometimes

Gamefandan · July 31, 2011, 08:49:29 PM

HI, YOU HAVE BOOBS. I HAVE snake. love, NOW.

Trogtor · July 31, 2011, 08:50:23 PM

HI, YOU HAVE BOOBS. I HAVE snake. love, NOW.

Best one yet

SacredOblivion · July 31, 2011, 09:13:54 PM

I need CPR, you just take my breath away!

e-maxx · July 31, 2011, 09:17:20 PM

ay girl