Author Topic: Hilarious "Pickup" Lines (Read 2939 times)

Bahamut · July 31, 2011, 04:40:48 PM

Ok, just list your Best/Worst Pickup lines. Lol, i got the Idea when my Sister told me some of her Nerdy ones.
I'll start:
Hey Girl, you Butterfree your schedule, cause i'mma beedrilling you all night. xD
Hey girl, you must be an Elixir, 'cause you just made my PP go up! xD
Like Team Rocket, i'm blastin' off again! lol
Your turn!

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Shinji · July 31, 2011, 04:41:22 PM

Hey let's forget.

Bahamut · July 31, 2011, 04:41:57 PM

lol
Great one.

Jacob/Lee · July 31, 2011, 04:42:57 PM

Those are painful to read.

If you want cheesy ones, go play Liberal Crime Squad and hit on people.

Wynd_Fox · July 31, 2011, 04:43:10 PM

Butterfree and Beedrill are counterparts, though... And elixir doesn't make your PP go up, it just restores it. PP Up makes it go up.

WingZero · July 31, 2011, 04:43:39 PM

nice shoes

wanna forget

Bahamut · July 31, 2011, 04:43:50 PM

Quote from: Wynd_Fox on July 31, 2011, 04:43:10 PM

Butterfree and Beedrill are counterparts, though... And elixir doesn't make your PP go up, it just restores it. PP Up makes it go up.

By, GO UP, i meant Restore..
Derp :D

Big Brother · July 31, 2011, 05:00:43 PM

"Hey there. I noticed you were alone and I was just wondering if you wanted to forget"

Man 2 · July 31, 2011, 05:03:36 PM

"Lemme show you my DnD character... he's a bard."

aml · July 31, 2011, 05:06:06 PM

I'm sorry I'm not in the mood to masturbate. Can I forget you?

PowerDag · July 31, 2011, 05:06:44 PM

"Do you like my submarine?
It's long, hard, and full of seamen."

/goldmember

Wynd_Fox · July 31, 2011, 05:07:33 PM

I don't understand the DnD character pick up line. How does being a bard make someone want to go with you?

Skorpion · July 31, 2011, 05:36:54 PM

Shouting 'love?' with a manner of hand gestures in a loveual fashion.

slimabob · July 31, 2011, 06:13:52 PM

Quote from: Man 2 on July 31, 2011, 05:03:36 PM

"Lemme show you my DnD character... he's a bard."

Oh god, that made me laugh.

Gamefandan · July 31, 2011, 06:15:38 PM

Hey, what do a Lamborghini and a boner not have in common?

I don't have a Lamborghini.