You say, "The person below me..." and then describe something about the person whom you think will post next.
EXAMPLE (with my usernames in BL, past and present):
Ace Combat: "The person below me has the letter N in their username"
Vegetarian Zombie: "Yup. The person below me dislikes Star Wars."
Dark Lord of the Sith: "No, I love Star Wars. The person below me..."
(Yeah, all those were mine at some point.)
It just goes on and on... Just to pass the time.
TO BEGIN:
The person below me has been banned in the past month.
Also, TPBM is an acronym, if you don't feel like typing out the whoel thing.