There was a ship in the 1800s, a little wooden battleship. One day, the guy in the corw's nest said, "Enemy ship on the horizon!" And the captain said, "Bring me my red shirt." It was brought, he put it on, the little ship won. Later, the deckmates asked, "Why did you want a red shirt?" To which the captain replied, "So that if I get shot, the blood wouldn't be seen, and the sailors would keep fighting." The next day, crow's nest said, "Twenty enemy ships!" And the captain said, "Bring me my brown pants."
If that didn't make you laugh, I don't know what will.
The person below me is going to bether me in my sleep.
