IF YOU HADE TO FIGHT ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clone v.117]

Unless he hasn't hit puberty.

never to early

never

[Ad Bot]

[Clone v.117]

Tits or it din't happen.

Tits it is then.

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yess?

[Skyfrost.]

I would use you to board up my house.

But seriously, invest all of my savings in treadmills
and put them in a ring around the house.

[Squideey]

id throw so many gernads that eveything terned into a gernad and it xploded

[Bwaaa]

id throw so many gernads that eveything terned into a gernad and it xploded

RIGHT on Squideey

[Joltarn]

i would make sweet, sweet love to them
then take over the world

[T0XIC]

id throw so many gernads that eveything terned into a gernad and it xploded

Holy stuff that's hardcore!!!!

[YorkTown95]

OP:


OT: I rather have a M4 aside on me

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

I'd move to Minnesota where nobody lives and live off the land.

With a shotgun just in case.

[.::Taboo::.]

Tits or it din't happen.

[masterockets]

I would join up with four people, going through lots of places just to get to a hospital
then we would be locked up by some people who have no idea what the zombies are
then one of us would Self Delete to save us all to get to a boat by raising a bridge
then four other people come by and we drop the bridge that we raised to let them pass
unless we already escaped on the boat and never let the other four pass
I'm not sure

[Man 2]

HELLO and welcome to:
IF YOU HAD TO FIGHT ZOMBIES!
TYPE what you would do and be sure to include the day of week and the month of the year. We start in the year 2013.

Fixed.
Silver arrow to the head.

[Shell]

zombies wont stand a chance against me

[Chrono]

I PUNCH AN FITE DEM WITH CROEBAR CUZ IM SO TUFF!