Shoplifting.

[Captain Crazy]

When I was 8 I used to take some candy from those little candy stations where you get to fill up bags of them, I used to take some, go in the bathroom and eat them... then flush the wrappers down the toilet.

this is the most depressing way to eat candy

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[Oasis]

When I was 8 I used to take some candy from those little candy stations where you get to fill up bags of them, I used to take some, go in the bathroom and eat them... then flush the wrappers down the toilet.

lol. You were a horrible child.

[Strovbe]

i look better beauty-wise 

you're a fat kid with ugly lips and acne

[aml]

Welllllll this one time...

2 friends of mine, we'll call them George and Lenny. Ok so George, lenny, and I walked into a JcPenny's we went to the shoe section, and stood around there for like 30 minutes for some reason. George then picked out a pair of converses put them on, and put his old shoes in the box. We casually walked out of the store, THEN OUT OF NO WHERE A SECRET COP MAN TOOK GEORGE BACK INTO THE SORE?!?!?! Lenny and I didn't notice until after he was back in the store. We paniced afterwords.

[Proog]

I'm losing hope in humanity after seeing the moral standings of people here.

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[comr4de]

I stole a summer sausage once and I felt bad about it so I gave it back but the manager gave it to me for free because I was honest about it

[Oasis]

I stole a summer sausage once and I felt bad about it so I gave it back but the manager gave it to me for free because I was honest about it

Lol, stupid manager.

[Sullivan]

Lol, stupid manager.

Nope, he was just a really friendly guy.

[Caution]

I accidentally stole a few bottles of nail polish once when shopping with my mom when I was like 9. She told me to carry them so I put them in my pocket and forgot about them, but when we got home, I was like what the hell is in my po -- stuff.

[Muzzles56]

DUMB QUESTION INBOUND
By the term "five finger discount" is is cause people used to cut off all their fingers if they were caught stealing?
DUMB QUESTION DEALED 10 DAMAGE

[TeslaCoil]

I think in Afghanistan its "a one handed deal".

[Oasis]

Nope, he was just a really friendly guy.

Friendly=/=smart

[Dodger]

In Africa it's a "summer sizzler deal".

[Flamecannon]

My cousin who is about 3 now takes toys and hides it inside his stroller :S

[TMAN7676]

I buy my stuff.
With cash.
Which is also a reason why I'm low on money. :C