Thread is now about Sandvich.
Also five finger discounts are dumb.
Yeah.
With 10 fingers you get even more.
I've never stolen from a shop before.
Although, I have waited for a bunch of friends who were in a shop, and it turned out they were just knicking things.
Somehow, despite making a complete fool of themselves, and managing to make it pain-stakingly obvious of what they were doing, they managed to not get caught.
I mean, they were walking in the entrance door of this shop, "looking" at stuff and then exiting out of the entrance door. And repeating it. Until someone came to watch and make sure that they weren't stealing.
Of course, by that time, they already had a bunch of energy drinks hidden under their clothes, and just walked off. :/
Must admit, I lost an awful lot of respect for them that day.
