Shoplifting.

[Sandvich]

So apparently I figured out all my friends just steal their clothes.
Who does it

[Ad Bot]

[Dodger]

Stealing is for poor, cowardly men.

[Doomonkey]

I don't.

[xbox 360 fan]

Smart.

[Kingdaro]

lolwut

[Bisjac]

i go to the grocery store here in woodbury like at midnight always. and every time i use the self checkout.
well its never watched here. so i stand there for like 5 min with an annoyed look on my face while the light is flashing, and starfishs never come to approve my card or whatever they require an employee for.
so i just walk out with the stuff without paying. forget em lol

its been going on weekly forever now

[Sandvich]

The most I've ever done was steal a drink from a gas station.

[*Magick* Mage]

Stealing is for poor, cowardly men.

Uncle Leo, lol....

I digress, I don't shoplift at all. My mother did when I was a child. She used to eat food from her cart, but she always reasoned that it wasn't stealing if you didn't take it out of the store. :P

[Liquid]

When I was about five I really wanted a packet of these chocolate magic stars, but my parents said I had to share a packet with my sister. Well I wasn't having this, so I stuck them down the front of my trousers and ate them at home.

Then I was a little genius and left the empty packet lying around and got caught.

[Thar]

Uncle Leo, lol....

I digress, I don't shoplift at all. My mother did when I was a child. She used to eat food from her cart, but she always reasoned that it wasn't stealing if you didn't take it out of the store. :P

What.

Anyone who steals can only be labeled as a Communist who wants to deny our corporations profits so they'll go bankrupt and the state will take them over.

I'M ON TO YOU ALL

[Pulchritude]

To steal cheap items solely for the purpose of seeming badass is the lowest form of attempted badassery. It's pathetic.

[PossesedAngel]

I once accidentaly left a gum pack in my hand that i didnt buy :c
I was too scared to tell, after 5 years the place went broke.
I feel bad about it now :(

[Proog]

Stealing is for the poor and dishonest.

We had a stand outside in the fall selling pumpkins and potatoes, then some guys stole some.
The funny thing is if they had said they needed food, we would have happily given them food.

Guess you can't live in a rural community that's trustworthy.

Anyway hope you all get caught by the police XOXOXO.

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

I stole atoycar.

[Ningyou]

So apparently I figured out all my friends just steal their clothes.
Who does it

>looks at name
>Sandvich

oh of course.