First you get your loving bread I used a raisin bagel because I was too loving stupid to bring the bread back from my grandparents.
Second you brake out the bitchn tuna, pour all the juice out if you are poor like me and stuck with cans.
2.5 give that loving juice to your cats they will love you until you die, if you don't have a cat forget you.
third throw some loving craisins in that stuff, they are like little bombs of awesome.
forth: Throw that stuff on the bagel and grab some cheese, I had to use mozzarella because my parents don't shop for American cheese that or the food stamps ran out.
OPTIONAL: Push the loving magic broil button on your oven (Makes EVERYTHING YOU PUT IN THERE loving magical, (Even your pets!)) and then throw that stuff sandwitch in there and make that cheese all gooppy.
NOW YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE AN AWESOME SANDWITCH. ENJOY.