Yo Mama Jokes

[Blaze0]

Seriously, no topics for them before?

Yo Mama's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to EVERYBODY.

Yo Mama's so ugly, people dress up as her for halloween!

Yo Mama's so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor!

Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo Mama's so stupid she asked "What's the number for 911?"


Got any good ones?

[Ad Bot]

[TeslaCoil]

Yo mama's so fat, if she wore high heels she'd strike oil.

[Shortcut]

Yo Mama's so ugly, when she goes to the zoo the animals stop and take pictures.

Yo Mama's so ugly, even Freddy Krueger has nightmares of her.

Yo Mama's so ugly, even blind kids are afraid of her.

Yo Mama's so stupid, when she goes to McDonalds she puts her order through the trash can.

Yo Mama's so ugly, Bob the Builder took one look at her and said "Nope, I can't fix that."

Yo Mama's so fat, when God said "Let there be light" he had to ask her to move over.

[Tremrist]

Seriously, no topics for them before?

It's a good thing there is no topic for them.

[PossesedAngel]

http://www.youtube.com/user/yomama
issues

[Aces]

Yo mama's so blessed because because she's lucky to have a son like you.
amidoinitrite

[SacredOblivion]

Your mother is so beautiful that you are lucky to have a mother like her.

[The Corporation]

Yo mama so fat and greasy, she had her own oil company until BP bought her ou. all hell broke loose when she decided to get revenge by sitting on the oiil pipes.

Anyway there has been a topic or topics like this before.

[Aeschylus]

yo mama so stupid she gave you privileges to the internet.

[kakashi11]

Your momma's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.

[Blaze0]

yo mama so stupid she gave you privileges to the internet.

I have to admit, based on how the community (and you on tinychat) reacts to me, that's the best one I've seen so far.

[seargent227]

I have 7 pages or more full of them :P
I will only post a bit.

Your mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Your mama so stupid she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch.
Your mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Your mama so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too.
Your mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!
Your mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses to get on her good side.
Your mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and made a dollar!
Your mama is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Your mama is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Your mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Your mama is so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"

[BillytheNosePicker]

yo mama is so ugly that I think she's ugly!

[Xalos]

Yo mama's so paradoxical, she lost her chin under her chin!

[Danny Boy]

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama is so poor, burglars break into her house to leave money.