>parents say their going to store be back in an hour
>home alone for 4 hours
>fap 3 times
>AWWW YEEEAAA
>Get [state initial]CAT score back
>get a 6/6
>AWWWW YEEEEEAAA
>see man in a sit drop his wallet
>go to say "you dropped your wallet"
>instead find $700 and say AWWWW YEEEAAA