1. There's a bunch of "what is your loveual orientation" threads already.
2. No offense, but does anyone really care about weather you're stright? Not only can this be assumed, but you didn't even ask anything, you literally just posted to inform us you were stright.
3. "Status" is something you post on facebook, or the type of bar at the bottom of firefox, or well... that's not actually what it is, but still, it's not "loveual intrest".