Author Topic: What grinds your gears.  (Read 4181 times)

>Be asleep
>Hear doorbell
>Mailman
>Obtain Package
>Open package (It's a charger for my laptop)
>Plug in charger to wall
>Plug charger into laptop.
>Press power button.
>doesn't turn on.
>Unspeakable disappointment.

>Eating tomato soup.
>Sister is almost finished
>Sister is trying to get the last bit out with the spoon.
>CLACK CLACK CLANK

>At Gamestop
>Buy replacement for my broken PS2 game
>Get home
>Put replacement into PS2, put original somewhere else
>Turn on game
>Disc read error.
>WHAT THE forget GAYSTOP
« Last Edit: August 04, 2011, 04:19:22 PM by Vegetarian Zombie »

>Eating tomato soup.
>Sister is almost finished
>Sister is trying to get the last bit out with the spoon.
>CLACK CLACK CLANK

I do that sometimes, but mostly because they don't make soup bowls where you can drink out of them without spilling. :c

I do that sometimes, but mostly because they don't make soup bowls where you can drink out of them without spilling. :c
Soups should be in cups, it'd be easier to eat/drink

Soups should be in cups, it'd be easier to eat/drink

Soup thermos is the only way to eat soup.

Nobody's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like 30 years.  Y'know?

>on tinychat playing charades
>hiiro aka spooky shows up
>lol'd

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>sitting around the house
>feel sick
>tell my mom
>"ITS BECAUSE YOUVE BEEN PLAYING THAT DAMN COMPUTER SO LONG!!!1!!!1
!!1!1

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>sitting around the house
>feel sick
>tell my mom
>"ITS BECAUSE YOUVE BEEN PLAYING THAT DAMN COMPUTER SO LONG!!!1!!!1
!!1!1


This makes perfect sense

Soups should be in cups, it'd be easier to eat/drink
isn't soup already half the time in cups?

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>sitting around the house
>feel sick
>tell my mom
>"ITS BECAUSE YOUVE BEEN PLAYING THAT DAMN COMPUTER SO LONG!!!1!!!1
!!1!1

Grandmother does this to me all the time.

"your heart has an irregular heartbeat because you use computer alot"

Bullocks.

Grandmother does this to me all the time.

"your heart has an irregular heartbeat because you use computer alot"

Bullocks.

Why don't adults get technology?

>Grandmother calls me into her room
>Walks into room
>Grama at computer
>"This isn't working. The screen isn't turning on."
>"...the computer is off, Grama."
>"Oh. Thank you."


Another gear
and to tight of a gear mesh it strips my gears :c