Skateaton can't take it like a man

[Shell]

you were trying to get under his pants the entire time you cheating whore

there would be no point in being under his pants

but in

[Ad Bot]

[Hydrabisque]

there would be no point in being under his pants

but in

[Narkro555]

Danteshy [Equestikas]: oh
Danteshy [Equestikas]: what do you want
Danteshy [Equestikas]: nothing
Danteshy [Equestikas]: just saying hi
Danteshy [Equestikas]: oh
Danteshy [Equestikas]: hello
Starch: not--wow you're right

/staples button

[Shell]

Danteshy [Equestikas]: oh
Danteshy [Equestikas]: what do you want
Danteshy [Equestikas]: nothing
Danteshy [Equestikas]: just saying hi
Danteshy [Equestikas]: oh
Danteshy [Equestikas]: hello
Starch: not--wow you're right

/staples button

shell seal of approval on this chat

[Skateaton]

ITT: Random Chats where you try to seduce people



i did this chat just for this thread.
its with some girl on facebook

[Shell]

1:06 AM - Danteshy [Equestikas]: trying to get forum publicity are we
1:06 AM - Starch: probably so


narkro you attention whore

[masterockets]

Here's a chat I just had, enjoy

Never tell your password to anyone.
Nano Assassin™: do you have BL?
Masterockets: Who are you and why are you asking me this?
Nano Assassin™: A friend of your friend.
Masterockets: does that mean
Masterockets: oh god I know who you are
Nano Assassin™: And exactly who am i?
Masterockets: You are who you are
Masterockets: and that is what I am
Nano Assassin™: Lex Luther : WRONG!
Masterockets: but you cannot be me
Masterockets: therefore you are not here where I am me
Masterockets: but I am there where you are you
Nano Assassin™: ok stfu im kobes friend
Masterockets: haha
Masterockets: gotcha
Nano Assassin™: No but seriously who am I?
Masterockets: you intentionally are talking to me when kobe is offline
Masterockets: I see through your plan
Nano Assassin™: What plan?
Masterockets: I already know what you're doing
Masterockets: It's clever, but it won't work
Nano Assassin™: And what exactly am I doing?
Masterockets: You think you're so clever by doing this, don't you?
Nano Assassin™: No
Masterockets: Then why
Masterockets: why are you doing this?
Nano Assassin™: idk
Nano Assassin™: Alright im Kobes friend CJwarrior which we were friends irl for 3 or 2 years.
Masterockets: Ah yes, you
Masterockets: I was wondering when you'd finally break
Masterockets: Alright, now that that's out of the way, why are you doing this
Nano Assassin™: i said idk

[Frontrox]

[9:59:56 PM] Frontrox: Draw me like one of your french girls
[10:03:48 PM] The_Russian: okaaaaaaay

[Skateaton]

 

[Narkro555]

Danteshy [Equestikas]: wow nobody commented on my name
Starch: maybe because the words are complex and mixed together so no one notices that they're my little pony references
Danteshy [Equestikas]: perhaps
Danteshy [Equestikas]: are these last few lines of chat postable?
Danteshy [Equestikas]: or not
Starch: i dont think so
Starch: quick lets have a hot love rp
Danteshy [Equestikas]: no u
Starch has changed their name to I use norton, umad?.
Danteshy [Equestikas]: I use norton too
Danteshy [Equestikas]: Im not even mad


super-famousness does weird things to people.

[.:FancyPants:.]

 

SAY HI TO BLOGLAND BITCH.

I feel like saying this to my nine year old sister now!

[Frontrox]

You guys, and your chats.

[Narkro555]

Danteshy [Equestikas]: I need to walk the dog now
I use norton, umad?: cna i be pupe doge
I use norton, umad? has changed their name to FlashRem Anti-virus 2011.
Danteshy [Equestikas]: no but u can b poni

<insert silence here>

[Shell]

1:15 AM - Esteem: what
1:15 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: Warning! Your computer may be infected with viruses! do you want to scan now? >Yes No
1:15 AM - Esteem: yes
1:15 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: >Yes
1:15 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: Scan in progress...
1:16 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: Scan complete
1:16 AM - Esteem: thanks flashrem!
1:16 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: Warning viruses found: 3 Taskmgr.exe Taskmgr.exe is a Backdoor. Trojan and can harm your system!
1:16 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: Mozzilla.exe Is a harmful application and can remove files without notice!
1:16 AM - Esteem: oh nooooooo!
1:17 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: Explorer.exe is a Backdoor trojan and can harm your system!
1:17 AM - Esteem: delete all of them!
1:17 AM - Esteem: deleeeete!
1:17 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: >Delete all
1:17 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: Deleting viruses...
1:17 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: Complete.
1:17 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: Thank you for choosing FlashRem Anti-virus!
1:17 AM - Esteem: yay
1:17 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: Buy the full version of FLASH-REM Anti-Virus 2011 today only for 79.95 $!
1:18 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: Error in deletion of viruses
1:18 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: Sorry, We could not remove the viruses because you have the trial version!
1:19 AM - Esteem: wow what the shirt flashrem you loving suck
1:19 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: Buy the full version to remove the viruses only for 79.95 today!
1:19 AM - Esteem: im only 13 i dont have that kind of oney
1:19 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: Warning You should not run taskmgr.exe As it can harm your system!
1:19 AM - Esteem: i guess i can use limewire for it
1:19 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: Warning You should not run taskmgr.exe As it can harm your system!
1:19 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: Delete now? >Yes No
1:20 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: >Expecting answer to be: Yes
1:20 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: Sorry, You have to buy the full version in order to delete viruses!
1:20 AM - FlashRem Anti-virus 2011: Only 79.95 $!
1:20 AM - Esteem: :(

[Skateaton]

ANOTHER GIRL FROM MY SCHOOL.
I CENSORED MY NAME OUT IN THAT CHAT YO