Author Topic: Does size really matter?  (Read 1394 times)

They make bigger burgers because people don't all eat the same amount of food. Isn't it obvious?

But if people can't they'll throw it out and it'll be wasted "food".

I also find it funny how they make the burgers look 10x the size they are in real life in the ads.

Look at this double whopper! It could feed a family!
And then I get some pile of crap paper thin slices of meat.

Because it fills you more, that's why. Once I ate a 4 pound cal-zone at some random Italian restaurant in Colorado.

I think my tongue has lost its virginity.

You just need to appreciate the smaller things in life.

(this quote does not work with your love life, just so you know.)


I like big balls. I don't like puny balls like tennis balls. I'm more for volleyball.

Size? Sometimes. I have one, and it's about 6" - 6 1/2" long, and about an inch thick.

Seriously, this cheeseburger is DELCIOUS!

 :cookieMonster:


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Size? Sometimes. I have one, and it's about 6" - 6 1/2" long, and about an inch thick.

Seriously, this cheeseburger is DELCIOUS!

 :cookieMonster:

At an inch thick its pretty obvious its a cheesburger.
And those jokes are handicapped



trole
I don't see the point in eating a 50 lb hamburger when you could eat a half lb one and be full :I