Author Topic: Therapy Jetlok (Read 7128 times)

Jetlok · August 06, 2011, 01:25:57 AM

hi i'm Jetlok.
i'm a therapist.
and a rapist.
so like.
Jetlok is a bad therapist but wants to be better because like if he wasn't so derp he'd be like way better but he's already pretty good ya know?
Ask coolio/skullcandy/amaya/some other people I think I don't know i'm a very busy Jetlok i'm not good at this kind of stuff but I AM good at therapy so like.

explain probs.
sir Jetlok will help.
take a seat.

i'm ready.

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Cucumber! · August 06, 2011, 01:27:51 AM

Please stop.

Plasmus · August 06, 2011, 01:29:01 AM

jetlock you raped me brown townly what do i do now im scared and i feel hurt :C

Jetlok · August 06, 2011, 01:29:45 AM

Quote from: Cucumber! on August 06, 2011, 01:27:51 AM

Please stop.

stop what?
I am therapy Jetlok.
not a stuffty "AKS QWESHUN".
therapy Jetlok will not let one problem go unsolved! I will sit through all your stuff posts and whatnot to make sure you stop yourself from hanging yourself from the rafters! for I.

am therapy Jetlok.

Quote from: Plasmus on August 06, 2011, 01:29:01 AM

jetlock you raped me brown townly what do i do now im scared and i feel hurt :C

you go ask Kira, that's what you do.

SacredOblivion · August 06, 2011, 01:31:05 AM

Dear Jetlok,
I like this guy. But he's 70 years older than me. How should I flirt with him?

Jetlok · August 06, 2011, 01:31:55 AM

Quote from: SacredOblivion on August 06, 2011, 01:31:05 AM

Dear Jetlok,
I like this guy. But he's 70 years older than me. How should I flirt with him?

you don't. he's 70. :l
or you could invite him to watch the wheel of fortune, or go out for a nice walk around the nursing home.

masterockets · August 06, 2011, 01:32:07 AM

jetlok how does I not be am insan

RedGajin · August 06, 2011, 01:33:06 AM

Whats love?

Dodger · August 06, 2011, 01:33:56 AM

WHY DO THE FURRIES NOT GO AWAY!?

SacredOblivion · August 06, 2011, 01:34:08 AM

Quote from: Jetlok on August 06, 2011, 01:31:55 AM

you don't. he's 70. :l
or you could invite him to watch the wheel of fortune, or go out for a nice walk around the nursing home.

You're the worst therapist ever. I said he was 70 years older May I see your degree?

skelolego229 · August 06, 2011, 01:35:30 AM

Mr.jetlok
I have this problem and its ruining my social life...
How do I shot web?

Jetlok · August 06, 2011, 01:36:17 AM

Quote from: masterockets on August 06, 2011, 01:32:07 AM

jetlok how does I not be am insan

wat.

Quote from: RedGajin on August 06, 2011, 01:33:06 AM

Whats love?

when a man and a woman love each other very much, the woman rips a hole open in the middle of her chest and the man forces his way inside of her. she sews the hole shut and he lives in her for 9 months. after that time, he will have transformed into a baby, and will come out the vagina.

Quote from: Dodger on August 06, 2011, 01:33:56 AM