There's this starfish who has a birthday today and I need help.

[King Leo]

"Happy birthday! It is truly a happy day! You're one year closer to dying."

[Ad Bot]

[Peppy]

That's why Ike's is what I'll probably go with, will post pics.

Lol Ike's is great

[Hiiro326]

"You are XX already?  It seems like yesterday me and your mom created you."

One of my friends sent me that on facebook when it was my birthday :(

Meh, again, we've been in class together, it wouldn't make sense unless I was atleast a year older than him.

"Happy birthday! It is truly a happy day! You're one year closer to dying."

That's a good one too. Not as obviously richardish as I want, but it goes into the books

[masterockets]

"How much is it for an hour?"

[IkeTheGeneric]

Agreed, I'll need to find another condescending-homoloveual term though.


It makes people feel alienated and that's the point.

"Hunky-butt"

[Dissolve]

Meh, again, we've been in class together, it wouldn't make sense unless I was atleast a year older than him.
That's a good one too. Not as obviously richardish as I want, but it goes into the books

Include a "After the disappointment you turned out to be, we use condoms now."

[Peppy]

"Hunky-butt"

LOL

Use that.

[Deadzone]

"Hunky-butt"

Cmere "Baby Buff Ass". <3

[IkeTheGeneric]

"Hey there, my man-friend. I heard you turned another year older, so I'm just tuning in to make sure that snake of your is in one piece after that wild, wild party! I'm sure lots of people are going home with friction burns, you naughty boy.

Anyways, how is your mom doing, bro? Is she holding up? It must be tough to haul around that sweet white ass. If she ever needs help carrying that stuff around just give me a call 8D

Peace out, my friends!"

[Peppy]

"Hey there, my man-friend. I heard you turned another year older, so I'm just tuning in to make sure that snake of your is in one piece after that wild, wild party! I'm sure lots of people are going home with friction burns, you naughty boy.

Anyways, how is your mom doing, bro? Is she holding up? It must be tough to haul around that sweet white ass. If she ever needs help carrying that stuff around just give me a call 8D

Peace out, my friends!"

Mkay, Ike is officially genius

[Hiiro326]

"Hey there, my man-friend. I heard you turned another year older, so I'm just tuning in to make sure that snake of your is in one piece after that wild, wild party! I'm sure lots of people are going home with friction burns, you naughty boy.

Anyways, how is your mom doing, bro? Is she holding up? It must be tough to haul around that sweet white ass. If she ever needs help carrying that stuff around just give me a call 8D

Peace out, my friends!"

Ike you're insane lol

I would use that if I was gayer.

[Mega-Bear]

Ike is off the hook. :c

[King Leo]

"Could you be kind enough to express my condolences to your mother? The grief she experiences on this day must be truly horrible, even after XX (insert age here) years. If there's anything I can do for her, please let me know." xD

[Menen]

-snip-

I see no victor in this battle of stupidity. You said nothing that is witty or scarring, and he obviously just got his Facebook seeing he doesn't know how to post properly.

[Narkro555]

I see no victor in this battle of stupidity. You said nothing that is witty or scarring, and he obviously just got his Facebook seeing he doesn't know how to post properly.

This.

It's pretty sad.