There's this starfish who has a birthday today and I need help.

[TheScout]

Ignore him the entire party, and pretend he never existed.
Get everyone else at the party that hates him to do it as well.

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[Hiiro326]

Ignore him the entire party, and pretend he never existed.
Get everyone else at the party that hates him to do it as well.

There is no party, he hates me, I hate him,  I want to break his combo of HAPPY BIRTHDAYS on facebook.

EDIT: My sister's fiance recommended I tell him I bought him Midol for his birthday.

[Specever]

"Happy birthday, friend, go forget yourself with a cactus and fall down a deep well."

Say it happily.

[Hiiro326]

"Happy birthday, friend, go forget yourself with a cactus and fall down a deep well."

Say it happily.

Facebook, can't use emotion, but that would be bad because it's obvious and I'll look like a richard and it wont be funny to anyone else.

[Mega-Bear]

Right before midnight when he thinks he's in the clear for hateful comments, when his birthday is almost over, say "Happy birthday obnoxious friend. One more year closer to ridding the Earth of idiocy."

[Specever]

Facebook, can't use emotion, but that would be bad because it's obvious and I'll look like a richard and it wont be funny to anyone else.

"Happy birthday, another year and you still don't know you're adopted!"

[Sirrus]

How about "happy birthday you're a douche"

By the way, not for nothing, but if you need to spend time coming up with something witty to say, when you actually say it to him, it's going to come out really forced or rehearsed or contrived. Basically, not as cool as you intended it to be.

[King Leo]

"Could you be kind enough to express my condolences to your mother? The grief she experiences on this day must be truly horrible, even after XX (insert age here) years. If there's anything I can do for her, please let me know." xD

[Hiiro326]

Right before midnight when he thinks he's in the clear for hateful comments, when his birthday is almost over, say "Happy birthday obnoxious friend. One more year closer to ridding the Earth of idiocy."

Bolded the good things, but it's not obvious enough.


I need an elegant yet bold comment to blow his stuff in. Ike's is the best so far.

How about "happy birthday you're a douche"

By the way, not for nothing, but if you need to spend time coming up with something witty to say, when you actually say it to him, it's going to come out really forced or rehearsed or contrived. Basically, not as cool as you intended it to be.

I'm typing this, it will sound perfect in his head.

[viper30000]

Take a dump in a box and give it to him.

"Oh, why thank yo-WHAT THE forget IS THIS?"

"I'm sorry.  I thought it was a train set!"

I love that comedian

[Deadzone]

Give him a blockland key. Eventually he will join the forums.

You get the idea. :3

[Hiiro326]

I think if his parents are divorced I will do what my sister's fiance says and say something like "Happy Birthday! Too bad you can't be with both of your parents today!"

[Proog]

"Hope you can spend your big day with your dysfunctional separated family!"

[King Leo]

"Hope you can spend your big day with your dysfunctional separated family!"

That wouldn't work if his parents are still friends, and they actually celebrate together. But if his parents hate each other, but he likes both of them, it'll make him rage :D

[Hiiro326]

That wouldn't work if his parents are still friends, and they actually celebrate together. But if his parents hate each other, but he likes both of them, it'll make him rage :D

I'm asking his best friend (Who hates him) about his parents. lol