Author Topic: If you could choose your last meal, what would it be?  (Read 3173 times)

Cereal.  I'd just keep pouring more cereal in so they can't ever execute me, but if they do interrupt my last meal, I'd then be off to take a massive dump which will take a long time and give me enough time for a very poorly thought out escape plan.
One of my pet peeves is when people try to add a story to a simple question so they can "win." :/

I liked the massive dump part though.


Red wine and bread, and I'd make all my friends eat it ceremoniously.

Actually, to be perfectly set, it'd have to be a lovely, plump sirloin steak, with plenty of chips, peas and mushrooms, draped in a plentiful amount of mushroom and white wine sauce.

And if this is a full course meal, I'm definitely having either beautiful chicken liver Pâté on toast, or a bowl of garlic covered mushrooms baked in cheese and breadcrumbs, for starters.

And Dessert has to be some brilliantly large and delicious complete chocolate ice-cream meal.
Something that just has more chocolate than you should be allowed to eat in one sitting.

As well as free refills of lemonade.

And I'd be ready to die.

I do wish I didn't have this exact meal when I go to this local resteraunt.
I'd be able to get to sleep better afterwards.


All of the rice in the world, I'd never stop eating because there is so much, I'd take breaks, ????, profit!

Female genitalia.
Dynamite.



somthing that would make me live

Squideey cake.


somthing that would make me live
Health pack!

American Indian Fry bread dinner...


a lot of red velvet cake
mmm

Hmm...

Steak and spaghetti. And crab legs.
And a big coca cola. That would be my last meal, so I could remember how great food is before I die.