Author Topic: Neighbor confiscated my board because apparently skateboarding makes you a thug.  (Read 6497 times)


Cant you call the police for theft?
If you actually read you would have known that the issue has been resolved.

Ring it up with the 5O homie!
You can't let that old brother take yer skatin' board!

Heres you option
a) Break in and steal it.
b) Get your parents / authorities to deal with it
c) Egg her house, break all her windows then run in and stab her 37 times in the chest. while feeling boobies.

Another case solved by: The Neighbour Cops
It's your neighbour and a cop all in one!
NEIGHBOUR COPS

heres how it went down, cop says "come with me kid, lets get your board back" then we go to her house and discussed this, she then said "WELL THAT CHILD IS GONNA DO DRUGS!" and i said "where did you get that from?" and so she started bitching. We went to the publix and the police asked if anyone witness the lady taking the board, 1 guy said he did and so he asked a bunch of questions, we talked to the public manager who gave me a high five and said it was cool for us to skate on his property. She still goes on about the drug thing

the cop checked my information and school records (i've never gotten detention, not 1 warning from teachers, nothing, and i have been a really good student with a's) and so he said "ma'm this child is clean, give him the board" and she still refused. He asked for a warrant to search the house and get the board + arrest her if possible, she was then arrested, while being taken away to the car she said "no, stop this kid! He's going to become a murderer!" and i said "come at me" (which i really did) and she was taken to jail but she was punished with community work and is getting out very soon (2 days or so, it was civil disobedience)

I told the cop about my youtube videos and what this lady did, he laughed about it and thought it was sort of creepy on how this girl cares so much about her as if i was her child.
OH LAWDY I DIED LAUGHING
Wow, that is amazing.

Heres you option
a) Break in and steal it.
b) Get your parents / authorities to deal with it
c) Egg her house, break all her windows then run in and stab her 37 times in the chest. while feeling boobies.
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Read it.

Heres you option
a) Break in and steal it.
b) Get your parents / authorities to deal with it
c) Egg her house, break all her windows then run in and stab her 37 times in the chest. while feeling boobies.
cloooooone, that kills people!

heres how it went down, cop says "come with me kid, lets get your board back" then we go to her house and discussed this, she then said "WELL THAT CHILD IS GONNA DO DRUGS!" and i said "where did you get that from?" and so she started bitching. We went to the publix and the police asked if anyone witness the lady taking the board, 1 guy said he did and so he asked a bunch of questions, we talked to the public manager who gave me a high five and said it was cool for us to skate on his property. She still goes on about the drug thing

the cop checked my information and school records (i've never gotten detention, not 1 warning from teachers, nothing, and i have been a really good student with a's) and so he said "ma'm this child is clean, give him the board" and she still refused. He asked for a warrant to search the house and get the board + arrest her if possible, she was then arrested, while being taken away to the car she said "no, stop this kid! He's going to become a murderer!" and i said "come at me" (which i really did) and she was taken to jail but she was punished with community work and is getting out very soon (2 days or so, it was civil disobedience)

I told the cop about my youtube videos and what this lady did, he laughed about it and thought it was sort of creepy on how this girl cares so much about her as if i was her child.
OH LAWDY I DIED LAUGHING
Nice good job bro! *brofist*

bitch got what she deserved,

but you really need to get new neighbors (but keep the cop around he's a coolbro)

Get a ripstick.


heres how it went down, cop says "come with me kid, lets get your board back" then we go to her house and discussed this, she then said "WELL THAT CHILD IS GONNA DO DRUGS!" and i said "where did you get that from?" and so she started bitching. We went to the publix and the police asked if anyone witness the lady taking the board, 1 guy said he did and so he asked a bunch of questions, we talked to the public manager who gave me a high five and said it was cool for us to skate on his property. She still goes on about the drug thing

the cop checked my information and school records (i've never gotten detention, not 1 warning from teachers, nothing, and i have been a really good student with a's) and so he said "ma'm this child is clean, give him the board" and she still refused. He asked for a warrant to search the house and get the board + arrest her if possible, she was then arrested, while being taken away to the car she said "no, stop this kid! He's going to become a murderer!" and i said "come at me" (which i really did) and she was taken to jail but she was punished with community work and is getting out very soon (2 days or so, it was civil disobedience)

I told the cop about my youtube videos and what this lady did, he laughed about it and thought it was sort of creepy on how this girl cares so much about her as if i was her child.
OH LAWDY I DIED LAUGHING

Oh.
NIIIICE.
*Brofist*

You can report that as theft.


It's really not hard

You could have been a man and could have ripped YOUR skateboard from her hands and told her to forget off and kill herself

or you could have been a gentleman and
 
You can report that as theft.

either way you chose the second and its resolved so nice job

i wonder what the hell that crazy lunatic is going to do when she sees you again is all o_O

Skateaton is a baws, +50 respects

At first I was going to say take her purse, but then you could get arrested to. That lady is an asshat :S